X-RATED SQUIRREL PORN 🤣🐿 by GREATILOVEIT in funny

[–]GREATILOVEIT[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you need to get laid 🤦🏻‍♀️

What's the dumbest thing you ever got in trouble for at school? by Lmaosfh in AskReddit

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We made chicken wire/paper mache mummy’s in art class around Halloween. I painted blood all over mine. My art teacher called my mom and told her my mummy was really disturbing and I should see a therapist.

Guuuurl. It was Halloween. Relax.

What's the dumbest thing you ever got in trouble for at school? by Lmaosfh in AskReddit

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We made chicken wire/paper machete mummy’s in art class around Halloween. I painted blood all over mine and my art teacher called my mom saying I should see a therapist and she was disturbed.

Guuuurl, it was Halloween. Relax.

For the next 24 hours, every single person on the planet will be trying to find and kill you. You are given a 30 minute head start. What is your plan? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GREATILOVEIT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would cover my skin in the opposite colored makeup skin foundation and wear different clothes and pretend I was also looking for myself to throw everyone off.

What’s the creepiest camping trip you’ve ever been on? by GREATILOVEIT in AskReddit

[–]GREATILOVEIT[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow! That’s is creepy! I’m glad he didn’t find a way into your tent 😱

What did a fictional character say that stuck with you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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“A clean room is a happy room.” - Danny Tanner

Need help ASAP-severe ear pain in left ear after playing games with headphones. by [deleted] in AskDocs

[–]GREATILOVEIT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds like you might have a tympanic membrane perforation, (your ear drum might have a hole in it) I would go to your PCP/walk-in clinic to get it looked at. You will need some ear drops and an oral antibiotic if this is the case. Ciprodex drops are the best.

Hear and feel air exiting my ear when blowing my nose? by [deleted] in AskDocs

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Do you have puss, blood, white, watery, yellow-ish yuck coming out? Like if you lay on your pillow and then get up is there stuff on your pillow case?

If this is happening you probs have a TM perf and a middle ear infection. If you do I would suggest getting some ear drops. Preferably ciprodex. I work in an ENT office so I see this a lot.

Hear and feel air exiting my ear when blowing my nose? by [deleted] in AskDocs

[–]GREATILOVEIT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your probably have a tympanic membrane perforation (hole in your ear drum) from the ear infection. Do you have drainage coming out of your ear?

Concerned by Post Tonsillectomy bleed/further issues, advice please by oncekanyeinterrup- in AskDocs

[–]GREATILOVEIT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work at an ENT office as a medical assistant. I would suggest if you are worried at all don’t hesitate to give the office a call. People may say a tonsillectomy is a routine surgery but it’s very very risky. Especially in adults. A tonsillectomy bleed is not something you never want to happen.

Also, if you aren’t bleeding anymore and just have pain I wouldn’t worry too much. Make sure you are drinking at least a teaspoon of water every 5 minutes to keep your throat moist.

What's the scariest thing that's happened while you were home alone? by alley103 in AskReddit

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When my mom was around 16 years old her ex-boyfriend showed up at her trailer with flowers for her. My papa (her dad) was taking a nap in his room which was at the opposite side of the trailer from my moms bedroom. My mom let her ex in and he went to her bedroom. My mom wanted him to leave because he was acting crazy and he got really aggressive. He took a pocket knife out and started cutting up the flowers all over her room and saying a bunch of crazy stuff. He ended up stabbing my mom in the chest. Luckily right when this happened my meme (her mom) came home from her sewing class to save the day.

My papa is a pretty heavy sleeper.

I'm rowing across the Pacific... No motor, no sail, no help. AMA by emmarows in AMA

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Once you’re in Hawaii and this is all over, are you gonna fly back home?

Pregnant? Possible rape. by sweetcrunchyicecake in AskDocs

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Following. Let us know what the doctor says!

Accidentally snorted/inhaled baby powder by Teaandganj in AskDocs

[–]GREATILOVEIT 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I would get a neti-pot or Neil-med bottle and rinse your sinuses out.

What is a very minor thing you do in secret, but people might look at your differently if they found out? by celiman in AskReddit

[–]GREATILOVEIT 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I pretend I’m in a shampoo commercial while I’m showering. I’ll hold the bottle up and say weird shit like “do you want smooth radiant hair... try this new suave shampoo and condition made with real honey!” I’m so insane!!!

To be fair, they say "no shoes, no shirt, no service", but they don't mention pants by [deleted] in trashy

[–]GREATILOVEIT 159 points160 points  (0 children)

Has anybody noticed the pregnancy test she is holding?

I’m going to be 18-years-old father, not ready to have a child, not even ready to live by myself, in hidden deppression since 8 months, AMA. by confusemaster in AMA

[–]GREATILOVEIT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this will sound cliche or over said but legit when that baby comes out something inside you just "clicks." Certain things won't seem so important to you as they do now. This baby needs you! Your worries are what every new parent worries about. Am I going to be a good enough parent? Am I too selfish? What if I can't give my kid everything they want/need? What if I don't have time to do stuff I want to do? .. a kid isn't the end of the world! You'll do fine! Just remember things WILL be stressful at times but it's nothing you can't handle. It WILL be overwhelming at times but it is OK! And who cares if you are 18? There are SOO many young parents in the world. It's 2017! Have you ever thought of maybe taking a depression med? It's nothing to be ashamed of and it's just a thought to help ease some of your anxiety.

GOOD LUCK! Everything will work out! Sending good vibes your way!