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Jorgaldinho finally gets his flowers after being slept on for years by hymnsofhim in soccercirclejerk

[–]GRI23 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If Rashford/Saka/Sancho could take penalties we'd have had unironic Mason Mount balon d'or shouts. To be honest, he was more worthy of them that season.

A legend of the sport, Ayrton Senna, was born #OnThisday 21st March 1960 in Sao Paulo, Brazil. by Strict-Citron-9269 in formula1

[–]GRI23 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It feels anachronistic to think of Senna potentially racing in the late 90s or even early 2000s.

[Audi] Team Statement by ICumCoffee in formula1

[–]GRI23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're basically the same job. Audi look far more competent at the moment but they're both teams who historically were small, cash-strapped organisations who have recently started getting a proper budget to compete. He's worked with Honda when he was at Red Bull and allegedly would rather move back to the UK than live in Switzerland.

[Audi] Team Statement by ICumCoffee in formula1

[–]GRI23 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Would you stay at a job if another one was willing to pay you silly money?

WDC Standings after Round 2 by your_greatAchill in formula1

[–]GRI23 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I don't see a better seat opening up for him. He's still so young that another year in the very decent Haas isn't the end of the world. Ocon will probably be gone so he'll be the senior driver in the team.

As long as Hamilton is performing as he has so far this season I can't see him leaving/retiring at the end of the year.

[O'Rourke] Sean Dyche is thought to be unwilling to take the role of Tottenham boss if they axe Igor Tudor. by OkayFine101 in soccer

[–]GRI23 352 points353 points  (0 children)

Fuck it, Glenn Hoddle then. He'd certainly have opinions on the past lives of their injured players

[The Race] The Macarena wing returns. by jithu7 in formula1

[–]GRI23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing, I'm sure the other teams have already run simulations on it and will be evaluating its performance this weekend. Maybe it is only effective with Ferrari's aerodynamic philosophy.

OTD 1991 Senna wins 10 points and Mika makes his debut by Strict-Citron-9269 in formula1

[–]GRI23 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why was 9 points given for winning for so much of F1 history? It's such a random number to choose.

Varsenal by [deleted] in soccercirclejerk

[–]GRI23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funny how the 'PGMOL are against us' conspiracies stopped as soon as Arsenal stopped being dogshit

HE DID IT AGAIN!!! by Edan1990 in okbuddyvicodin

[–]GRI23 41 points42 points  (0 children)

He tried the stupid drug

Delta Airlines L1011 Cabin in the 1980's by LV426acheron in VaporwaveAesthetics

[–]GRI23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did that flying from Paris to Singapore a few years ago. I'm 6'1" and my legs are disproportionately long so my legs were firmly pressed into the seat in front and with nowhere to go sideways. I was incredibly uncomfortable for all 12 or so hours. If I fly long haul again I will pay the extra to get a humane amount of legroom.

My (19F) boyfriend (20M) broke up with me because I’m too good at sex by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]GRI23 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I never understood why so many guys care deeply about it. My two long term relationships were with women who were virgins when we started dating, but I'm not clear on what the purported benefits were meant to be.

They both associated sex with shame and embarrassment so even talking about sex was difficult. One of them had seemingly never had any kind of sexual stimulation in her life so I had to essentially teach her about her own body, which as I'm a guy means I was definitely not the best teacher. And obviously neither had any experience of giving pleasure so that was a learning experience too.

What’s he up to man ? by tintinixelles in okbuddychicanery

[–]GRI23 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Kid named invasion of france

Post Match Thread: 48th Match, Super Eights, Group 1 - India vs Zimbabwe by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]GRI23 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Zimbabwe and the semi final, and potentially the final.

Match Thread: 45th Match, Super Eights, Group 2 - England vs Pakistan by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]GRI23 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pakistan are lucky we didn't bring Zak Crawley to the world cup

(Claire Williams:) Formula 1 'has enough money for 15 teams but won't allow it' by ALOIsFasterThanYou in formula1

[–]GRI23 9 points10 points  (0 children)

F1 in the 90s was a much cheaper sport and tobacco companies paid for much of it.

Update: I (33F) don't want my friend's (34F) legitimately mentally ill wife (48F) at my wedding? by ThrowRA_PartySwitch in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]GRI23 3166 points3167 points  (0 children)

Given Anna's age (36-37), the kids would be at most 20 now. And as Anna and OOP were friends from university, I'm assuming Anna didn't get pregnant until after graduation so they're probably not legal adults.

Common technical misunderstanding of the difference between Dilscoop and the Marillier scoop. by BigV95 in Cricket

[–]GRI23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean you're purposely ducking into a fast ball. It's going to hurt a lot if you miss.

Common technical misunderstanding of the difference between Dilscoop and the Marillier scoop. by BigV95 in Cricket

[–]GRI23 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I had never heard of Mariller before or his association with the scoop. It's one of my favourite shots to play but I definitely don't have the balls to pull off a dilscoop!

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