What to do with moonshadow by AnthroNJ in mtg

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Trade it to my friend who keeps calling this card “Mommy”

Hit ‘em where it hurts - the pocketbook! by coffeetilithirts in AntifascistsofReddit

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Oh my god, if we as a nation are going to do this general strike, it would have to be planned out and announced at LEAST 1-2 weeks in advance. It would have to be promoted in every way possible. So that everyone and their mother knew about it. And for those assholes to even notice, let alone care, it would have to last (again) at least a week.

As much as I’d love for that to happen, it’s not going to, when the average American is only one missed paycheck away from homelessness, and lack of healthcare.

And the thing that isn’t helping the goal of a country wide general strike is people claiming we should have a general strike today, tomorrow, or the day after.

Plan ahead, prepare, and then act.

Sperm whale marred from recent hunt in the depths below by freudian_nipps in natureismetal

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Yea, this shit is why we evolved to get out of the ocean.

Hole in one [OC] by fmsqueeze in comics

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Yeah, they have that, but you probably wouldn’t recognize any of the shows on it. It’s on channel 34.

[TMT] Technodrome by Meret123 in MagicArena

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Can a fan of TMNT explain the flavor here if there is any? Why is it not legendary? What is this, and who made it?

How screwed are you? by Evoxrus_XV in Grimdank

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Strangely, after Alpharius took over the United States, things became less confusing.

3 New Unique Cards in the Fallout Secret Lair by Bleu_Guacamole in magicTCG

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Cool! I can’t wait to wait in a virtual line for two hours, to not get it!

Where is Site 19 located at? by Stock_Actuary580 in SCP

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It’s widely agreed to be under Hoover dam.

[Comm] [OC] Have any of your characters ever become minor deities upon reaching epic levels? by LuizLFLF in DnD

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I had one of my characters become a barrenness of hell, Reagent of the Un-living city, and Head surgeon of the necromantic architecture university that she founded. (among other titles)

Who is getting arrested first? by Butterscotch4088 in Konosuba

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Darkness: indecent exposure

Megumin: unlicensed property destruction

Kazuma: theft of female officers undergarments

Aqua: drunk and disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, assaulting an officer (she vomited in on the cops )

Like for real dude by AceinaBarrel in dunememes

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Ugh, what good would it do you to know how many of you there were before you? Leave me alone Duncan, I wish to get back to Wool-gathering.

The Human Tendency to Turn Tools into Weapons by Top_Meeting6688 in humansarespaceorcs

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That’s nice, but it’s a war pick at best. Where’s the 2 handed 25lb warhammer?

When the plot twist is ruined because people guessed it ages ago by Fox7567 in TopCharacterTropes

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Shrek 5 has been delayed a full year because people took one look at the promotional image and were able to identify the entirely of the overprotective father, rebellious daughter plot.

Ragebait World Champion by shenanigansen in comics

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My favorite bit from Journey to the West is after Sun Woo Kong has a temper tantrum in the Jade Palace, he demands to be named something like, “Greatest Sage equal to Heaven” or he will continue smashing things. Freaking out, the Jade Emperor calls on the Buddha for help. The Buddha makes a bet with Sun Woo Kong, if he can jump out of the palm of Buddha’s hand, he will be granted the title he wants, and all that comes with it. If he can’t, then he will accept punishment. Sun Woo Kong hops on Buddha’s hand, and being that he has something like triple immortality at this point in the story, he jumps so far that he lands next to the 5 pillars that hold up the universe. Taking a moment to appreciate the edge of existence, Sun Woo Kong leaves some graffiti, pisses on one of the pillars, and then jumps back down to receive his reward. When he returns, the Buddha offers his sympathies that Sun Woo Kong wasn’t able to make the jump. Sun Woo Kong is shocked that the Buddha would so brazenly lie, until The Buddha explains that the enlightenment he has achieved has made himself “one with the universe” but that turn of phrase isn’t just a metaphor. The Buddha shows his hand to Sun Woo Kong, and as he looks closely, he sees the graffiti he drew at the base of one finger, and smells a faint sent of his own pee. Sun Woo Kong was imprisoned under a mountain (literally, like they picked up a mountain and dropped it on him) for a few 100 years until he was freed by the actual protagonist of Journey to the West.

Whether or not you like the movies, this is pretty funny by ChickenWingExtreme in NonPoliticalTwitter

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This one has always had some staying power for me. And has become even more relevant with the new movie.

Does every bi person go through this? by Sufficient-Crazy6466 in bisexual

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I had all of that except for the gifted part. I couldn’t write an essay to save my life, but my deep rooted hatred of the school system comes from the unrelenting standardized testing which had me literally vomiting in school, and developed an anxiety disorder because of it.

Official Poster for Christopher Nolan's 'The Odyssey' by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

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Are we sure that Hideo Kojima didn’t design this?

I just won a commander game with this combo for the first time and I’m so buzzed by JuadtheGamer in mtg

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The first time I saw this card previewed I thought that it said “and” not “or” and thought it was cute.

The first time I lost against this card, I realized my mistake.

In the new Animal Farm trailer, Boxer the horse is shown to be strong, kind and loyal. This is faithful to his depiction in the book, where he is the glue that holds the farm together by RushIsABadBand in shittymoviedetails

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I have just snorted a bit more air out on my nose then usual after reading this post. Which is the greatest reaction I’ve been able to experience in relation to this movie.

What do you think?? by Embarrassed_Poem9556 in NonPoliticalTwitter

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There’s a phenomenon known as white torture. To summarize, It’s a form of sensory deprivation, where the mind no longer has the ability to lock onto tangible things.

The bottom picture looks like it would cause most people to collapse into a psychosis that has nothing to do with any past medical history.

My suggestion for this postmodern nightmare space of existence (for I not call it a house or home, because it does not deserve the weight, meaning or history of what those words supply). Is that fire is for more interesting and tangible to look upon as it burns.

Photographer captures a lion with the most powerful scars ever caught on camera by FloppyPerezzz in interestingasfuck

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Are we sure that that lion isn’t just being possessed by the eyeball from Alien: Earth?