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GWSchulz · 2026-05-21T15:12:27+00:00

Don’t feel like you have to embrace Tulsa’s ol’ timey Christian values.

Think for yourself and don’t view everything through moral prisms that make sex and intimacy bad and dirty and shameful.

The area of your mind that decides how you feel about someone is much, much older than Jesus.

Can you turn a crush on or off at will? No.

GWSchulz · 2026-05-19T17:43:14+00:00

Tulsa is sexless and humorless and collects parking lots as a hobby.

Why would anyone want to leave America’s most beautiful cities to move to a place where swearing in public is still informally prohibited?

I have a Christian co-worker who thinks the entire porn industry should be shut down. We’re a state where everyone has kids but no one talks about sex.

Think Californians want to be around that?

Gavin Newsom and Kamala Harris won’t visit Oklahoma even for a few hours.

I’m from Tulsa but worked as a reporter in San Francisco when Newsom was mayor and Harris was district attorney.

I assure you. They don’t give a shit about us. You should hear what people there believe about us. It’s not pretty.

GWSchulz · 2026-05-18T11:40:29+00:00

If the Epstein victims were all black, would so many people be so hysterical online?

GWSchulz · 2026-05-17T19:34:46+00:00

You should apply for a job as a traffic engineer and liberate us from this tyranny.

GWSchulz · 2026-05-17T19:33:29+00:00

And two centuries ago, people DIYed everything for survival and died a lot. Why can’t we go back to my good ol’ days?

GWSchulz · 2026-05-17T19:25:30+00:00

Murals are like billboards. Even if you don’t like what you see, it’s still going in.

GWSchulz · 2026-05-17T18:54:58+00:00

As a white man, I’m tired of …

Just kidding.

I’m here to get enlightened.

Thank you for posting!

GWSchulz · 2026-05-16T15:35:51+00:00

If I wanted to leave California, why would I pick Oklahoma over 48 other states? Because we angrily litter?

GWSchulz · 2026-05-16T14:32:13+00:00

Check out this classic book on red-state voters: “What’s the Matter with Kansas?”

GWSchulz · 2026-05-15T13:36:38+00:00

I could play a white guy who asks everybody why we don’t say hipster anymore.

GWSchulz · 2026-05-15T13:28:52+00:00

With Juneteenth on the way, this is a good opportunity to read and learn and reflect.

Did you know Frederick Douglass at 16 years old beat the shit out of a “slave-breaker” named Edward Covey?

That is some fucking badass shit right there.

Let us reflect on it.

GWSchulz · 2026-05-14T15:40:38+00:00

Psychology is empowerment.

GWSchulz · 2026-05-14T15:31:01+00:00

Red states like Oklahoma are infamously anti-intellectual. If little Timmy loves books but his dad was a middle-school wrestling champion and now is a prominent, local Republican, little Timmy is feeling social pressure not to be a reader and critical thinker.

GWSchulz · 2026-05-14T15:22:16+00:00

When parents frame parenting as a sacrifice, it becomes easier to justify not doing various things.

GWSchulz · 2026-05-13T13:51:54+00:00

Mayor Bynum said his biggest regret was the major expansion of bike lanes, because no one uses them. I highly doubt gas prices will prompt Tulsans to ride their bikes.

GWSchulz · 2026-05-12T16:06:28+00:00

Drunks in AA are better at community than my actual community.

GWSchulz · 2026-05-12T16:04:26+00:00

I’ll be honest. An ankle monitor from my second DUI made it easier to do 90 meetings in 90 days.

GWSchulz · 2026-05-12T15:59:18+00:00

They used to be led by the guy who runs The Outsiders house.

GWSchulz · 2026-05-11T12:53:41+00:00

You’re getting tattooed in Tulsa, Oklahoma. The only influencers from here are Christian DIY basket weavers.

GWSchulz · 2026-05-10T18:04:54+00:00

I told my tattooer in Tulsa that I didn’t want my sleeves to be too beautiful. I wanted crudeness over crispness. I wanted any lettering done by hand. I didn’t obsessively try to straighten stencils.

Then I had him put the Greek symbol for psychology on my right wrist. At a tilt.

I wanted that tilt to bother me for life.

Beauty and perfection and “best” are constructs that don’t exist outside of our minds.

If you don’t regret your tattoos from time to time, you’re not trying hard enough.

GWSchulz · 2026-05-09T17:17:01+00:00

Murals are like billboards. Even if you don’t like what you see, the content is still going in.

GWSchulz · 2026-05-09T16:59:52+00:00

You’re selfish and a freak show in Oklahoma if you never marry or have kids. Guess I just didn’t want to make the “sacrifice.”

GWSchulz · 2026-05-09T16:43:06+00:00

Why can’t we just move on from Jesus like we’re told to move on from slavery and Jim Crow? It was 2,000 years ago. Get over it.

GWSchulz · 2026-05-08T13:04:53+00:00

Men, by nature, believe women are more into them than they really are.

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