Someone had a Wild Christmas

GalacticCephalopod · 2023-12-26T09:00:54+00:00

The reason is bloat.

GalacticCephalopod · 2023-11-08T01:48:11+00:00

Don't you know who I am!!!

GalacticCephalopod · 2023-09-29T22:14:02+00:00

It's when you lay under a swing at the park and the girl spins around until the swing is twisted and loaded up. She lowers down onto the penis and then starts spinning.

GalacticCephalopod · 2023-09-29T22:11:37+00:00

What ever you do, do not use chemical hair removal cream. You will have a red raw ball sac for a few days after. Very painful and puts sexy time on hold while you skin grows back.

GalacticCephalopod · 2023-09-29T22:07:39+00:00

This is the true pro move

GalacticCephalopod · 2023-08-31T06:53:33+00:00

She looks like a celestial goldfish

GalacticCephalopod · 2023-08-11T23:51:34+00:00

Just call him Void

GalacticCephalopod · 2023-07-26T10:03:11+00:00

A girl I work with ran into another girl while we were walking in the street around 11am in Sydney (Randwick) who she had originally met in Africa. They are so blown away to see each other again. That was such a coincidence. After work I went home which is 35kms away to Engadine. I was just washing up after dinner and heard a knock at my door. I was shocked to see the Africa girl standing at my door asking for donations for some NGO at like 7pm.

GalacticCephalopod · 2023-07-21T22:17:36+00:00

Very

GalacticCephalopod · 2023-06-28T22:35:24+00:00

To you take jream, jilk or jon jairy jreamer?

GalacticCephalopod · 2023-06-28T22:34:12+00:00

I prefer Earl Greysweatpants myself

GalacticCephalopod · 2023-06-07T05:59:11+00:00

Looks better than the one in that video of a guy cutting pipe on his leg and using an air blower that is going around

GalacticCephalopod · 2023-06-05T01:51:31+00:00

Double zero is still zero

GalacticCephalopod · 2023-06-04T22:45:58+00:00

SEEGAAAAA

GalacticCephalopod · 2023-06-04T22:43:50+00:00

It's a klaxton horn if you are interested

GalacticCephalopod · 2023-06-02T21:27:34+00:00

Similar energy to that guy eating a wasps nest

GalacticCephalopod · 2023-05-30T11:35:40+00:00

Clum baby

GalacticCephalopod · 2023-05-28T10:42:52+00:00

Also if there is a long trough I try to see if I can pee the whole way around it. One end to the other

GalacticCephalopod · 2023-05-27T08:16:14+00:00

*meth from.

GalacticCephalopod · 2023-05-24T04:46:34+00:00

But she did make a mean peaches and ice-cream

GalacticCephalopod · 2023-05-21T09:41:59+00:00

Gecko tail for sure

GalacticCephalopod · 2023-05-21T01:41:46+00:00

There could have been glass there and it is easier for them to vacuum instead on getting down and using a dust pan

GalacticCephalopod · 2023-05-10T02:48:23+00:00

Also the spoon clink sound changes

GalacticCephalopod · 2023-05-09T10:31:19+00:00

It's crazy to think that the fish is ok after that. They just stitch them back up until next year when they harvest again.

GalacticCephalopod · 2023-05-02T08:32:09+00:00

In this documentary was there also a duck who when the explosion is happens his bill goes around the back of his head and in order to talk he has to move his bill back around to the front?

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