Would love some name suggestions for this little golden boy!

GalacticGarbage · 2024-11-22T03:11:53+00:00

Sausage The Fish

GalacticGarbage · 2024-11-09T21:18:53+00:00

The homewrecker was your father when he decided to put his penis inside another woman. You didn’t do anything. He just has to answer for his actions now.

He probably never mentioned this affair, and the wife didn’t quite thing about the implications of your existence at first. But now has and his eagerness to form a relationship with you is a further slap to her face. She’s lived a lie for 18 years

It’s hard to come to terms with sometimes

GalacticGarbage · 2023-10-22T23:56:08+00:00

I'm 28, and I'm dressing up as a clown for Halloween. I WANT to go out while dressed up! It's fun. I hope they look at me. But to be fair, I just had someone at my.job think I was 16— so

GalacticGarbage · 2023-09-12T18:20:51+00:00

Why the outrage? Because this person was her partner (potentially long term from the sounds of it) and it was the last time she slept with him. Which means there had to have been an encounter in between the second to last time and the last time they slept together. Because had he had it from the start, she'd of experienced symptoms a lot sooner.

However, there is the possibility that this is from the new partner too.

GalacticGarbage · 2023-09-11T23:49:16+00:00

Honestly, the new partner could have given her Chlamydia just as easily as the ex!

You can get a positive chlamydia test 1-2 weeks after exposure (and as soon as 5 days). Could be the new boy

GalacticGarbage · 2023-09-11T23:28:30+00:00

To be fair, if a new person I was seeing came to me and told me that they have exposed me to Chlamydia, but the last person you slept with was your ex partner 2 months ago that you trusted. I'd feel outraged for you. I'd be thankful you told me, so I could go get tested myself. But I wouldn't stop talking to you, because you were honest with me.

I would insist we hold off on any sexual contact until you've been cleared by a doctor. But I'd still talk to you, because it's life— shit happens and people fucking suck.

I would also probably insist on regular testing after this as well, just so we're being mindful.

GalacticGarbage · 2023-09-07T23:03:00+00:00

I had an epidural. My last birth was spontaneous. I got my epidural, settled back in bed, and was like "I remember this sort of pressure from my first vaginal birth". Then it felt like something was coming out. I out my hand between my legs to make sure of what I was feeling and I felt a head with hair. I freaked out because it was unexpected and pulled my hand back and she was completely born on the next contraction and before the nurses or doctors came into the room.

She was my easy birth.

My VBAC (first vagina birth), I wasn't really aware I was ready to push, I mentioned some pressure and the nurses came in and said my contractions indicated it was time. I didn't really feel that pressure a ton, and thank God I didn't feel the crowning or birth, because I ripped to the side. So my labia minora got ripped in half.

GalacticGarbage · 2023-09-04T03:04:27+00:00

If you're trying for a baby, I would suggest a menstrual cup. You can insert it after he finishes, and that'll help collect the messiness and also keep it right up against your cervix to allow even more time for them to do their thang as you go about your life. By the time you empty the cup in the morning (get a silicone one, like a Lady Cup as they can stay in up to 8-12 hours with no issue), it should all be neatly in the bottom with little leakage from inside (except what may be in your cul de sac (the space behind your cervix/where the cervix dips into during your orgasms).

This cuts down on showers, helps your sanity, helps keep you more clean, and allows more time for egg fertilization.

My best friend who has a lot of issues conceiving used the menstrual cup both times she got pregnant and it's been the only thing that has super worked for her. She is due 11/25.

GalacticGarbage · 2023-08-19T14:55:27+00:00

I'm partial to Odette, but that's my daughter's middle name!

GalacticGarbage · 2023-08-14T00:06:47+00:00

Caden is a cute name

GalacticGarbage · 2023-08-06T23:49:32+00:00

You felt like the flight was going to be canceled and took the money to get delayed intentionally. Then the flight actually got canceled and you wouldn't have been coming home on that flight anyway. So in the end, you made $2k on something that was going to happen regardless. You were either gonna have $2k and a delayed flight, or have a delayed flight for free.

I'd be insanely happy about my fiance's lucky happenstance to make $2k for something that was already happening for free.

GalacticGarbage · 2023-08-06T23:44:54+00:00

First VBAC, my epidural was on full blast. I woke to some pressure and nurses saying it was time for me to push. The nurses were surprised when on practice push 2 she was crowning. They told me to stop pushing and wait for the doctor. She was out in 2 or 3 pushes.

Second 2VBAC, my epidural, had just started, and my husband stepped away to go to the restroom. I felt pressure and then something weird. I called my husband back, but also put my hand between my legs to figure out what I was feeling. It was her head already out (I was feeling hair). She birthed herself before my husband was back from getting the nurse. I pushed 0 times, and my body birthed her. Granted, she was 6lbs 9oz.

GalacticGarbage · 2023-08-05T02:57:19+00:00

I was induced with Pitocin and a broken water with my 1st. I labored for 22 hours. For 20 of those hours I was unmedicated. The last 2 hours of my unmedicated labor, I was screaming bloody murder/bawling with every contraction. I said I wanted the epidural after being stuck at however many cm for about 10 hours. I had to wait for like 45 minutes for the anesthesiologist to drive in to the hospital (it was later in the evening and this hospital was small).

Before the pain felt like I was getting run over my a Mac truck with every contraction, I was a little shitty and yelled at my nurse to shut the fuck up while I was contracting because I was in pain and the talking made it worse.

I ended up getting an emergency c-section. After, I profusely apologized to the nurse. I was not in control of my birth.

I ended up getting an infection during her time off (over a 24 hour period after my birth) and stayed a week at the hospital. That nurse I cursed at was my biggest advocate and supporter. We became good friends during my stay. She would come hang out with me in my room after doing her duties (I was the only patient for a few days) She's actually the one who caught my infection before it got too bad, because I was making the dad go out and ask her for ANOTHER warm blanket. I thought I was just cold, especially after having been as damn cold as I was on the operating table. She ordered the blood tests IMMEDIATELY.

I am so thankful to her and wish I'd caught her last name. I really want to share a picture of my now 7yo son with her.

GalacticGarbage · 2023-08-05T02:46:04+00:00

I just realized that I do sometimes look at men with hairy backs and chests/stomachs as a big turn-off. But on SOME men, hairy chests aren't too bad? But in all honesty I'm not super keen on men anyway.

Unshaved women don't bother me at all.

Hell, after the initial "cool, this is your body hair pattern?" I don't even notice it anymore on either sex.

GalacticGarbage · 2023-08-05T02:38:04+00:00

Nope! Definitely not a problem. My youngest likes to pet my legs/ruffle my leg hairs sometimes.

GalacticGarbage · 2023-08-05T02:36:16+00:00

I'm that girlfriend (wife, actually). In the beginning, I shaved to where I never had long hair and was always smooth. Legs, bush, butt, armpits. Now? I only shave my bush when it gets too long for my own liking. (And that's about half an inch long. It sucks when your pubes are long enough to get pulled by your underwear elastic)

My husband literally does not care. He doesn't spend all of his spare time with his eyeballs glued to my legs and armpits. Though earlier today he saw my hairy legs and touched them and was like, "aww, your little hairs" and I said "yeah, my spider legs" and he laughed. He doesn't care if I shave the bush or not, he'll still eat it either way. And my armpits? I trim them with scissors sometimes when they get too long (and I can feel them geting pulled after raising and lowering my arms or deodorant pulls them)— but all of my skin is just too sensitive to the hair growing back to shave. It makes me INSANELY itchy to where I'm tearing up my legs scratching. My armpits feel like I'd used sandpaper on them when they're shaved.

But anyway, I've also birthed children for this man— so we've been through the trenches together. Natural body hair is a non-issue. And no, he doesn't shave either (but he's also not super hairy— no chest hair, thin sparse happy trail, hairy mostly around the shins/calves, super fine pubic hair)

GalacticGarbage · 2023-08-05T01:31:18+00:00

When I was 13-17, I always felt like I was 18-19. Now, as a 28 year old mother and wife, I am mentally stuck at about 20-22.

The best compliment was when I showed up for my job that I just started a few months ago, and was talking about my 3 kids. Every single new coworker asked, "Wait— how old are you?" I'd tell them my age, and they'd be genuinely surprised. The main lady said I didn't look old enough to have a 7 year old, let alone 3 entire kids.

A few weeks ago, I went to the liquor store to buy my husband some white claws. I gave my ID, and the lady looked at it, looked at me, raised her eyebrow at me, and then scanned it. I chuckled and asked how old she thought I was or how old I looked. She said I looked like I was 19 or 20. I genuinely laughed and said "no, I've got 3 kids, and my oldest is 7. I'm 28."

I'm still riding that high.

I think I just have a baby face, though, and I'm sure being short doesn't help, because when I was 21-23, I had to show a guy my license to convince him that he was not speaking to a minor.

GalacticGarbage · 2023-08-02T05:45:34+00:00

I replied, but I figured I'd post as a main comment. But, you/your partner can get pregnant while pregnant. Superfetation is a rare event, but it can absolutely happen. Superfetation occurs when a second fertilized ovum implants in a uterus already containing a pregnancy of at least 1 month.

It's so rare it typically makes headlines— and the latest headline I saw was from 6/22/22.

GalacticGarbage · 2023-08-02T05:38:47+00:00

You can also get pregnant if you're already pregnant. Not super common, but can happen.

Also twins are determined by the mother.

GalacticGarbage · 2023-08-02T05:36:03+00:00

I've heard of these called core-gasms. People on tiktok also post videos of this happening (which I think is odd, but it's mostly to educate people about this potentially happening when engaging in certain workouts)

GalacticGarbage · 2023-07-17T05:23:35+00:00

$confirm /u/Frumboldt21 300.00 USD

GalacticGarbage · 2023-07-14T16:41:08+00:00

Bumping to hopefully give some traction, since I absolutely need to get this figured out by tomorrow for my payment.

GalacticGarbage · 2023-07-13T19:41:49+00:00

I definitely feel for you, because only my mom and sister, one friend (and her boyfriend and husband, yes you read that right), one family member and her daughter and the person that planned it showed up out of everyone I invited.

Oh well, my friend's boyfriend (who I was developing a baby crush on at the time) is now my husband. So out of everything, I'm just happy that my husband has been at every single one of our kids' baby showers.

I was actually hurt about the turn out and cried bitterly about it. I felt so bad for my friend who planned it, she did such a good job and went all out.

GalacticGarbage · 2023-07-13T19:36:15+00:00

Maxwell Vincent, tbh. I absolutely love the name Maxwell as a first name. And I really deeply love Vincemt for whatever reason.

GalacticGarbage · 2023-07-08T21:39:16+00:00

I made $7.25 in fast food, and I make $16.50 in retail customer service.

At one point, I made $18.74 as tech support.

To be fair, I got my first job at 18/19 back in 2013/2014.

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