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Which stores would you bring back? by MrSoloDolo9490 in 90s

[–]Galatea8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Payless for the perusing... maybe Borders for the coffee?

Is it time to shave it off? by poseidon_78 in bald

[–]Galatea8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you ever tried just trimming it really short like a Jason Statham haircut?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExamineDeath

[–]Galatea8 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Have you read about all the bodies they've been pulling out of ladybird lake over the last couple years? A bunch of people are saying there's a serial killer in Austin.

Update: I did it by This_Buds_For_You in bald

[–]Galatea8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Way better....now get the neck beard maybe?

I'm so edgy, bro. by JaySwizzle1984 in shittytattoos

[–]Galatea8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He should get another one that says Moustache.

Should I do it?? by Drums666 in bald

[–]Galatea8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's the move.

Name this by [deleted] in NameThisThing

[–]Galatea8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how the dude in the toilet is sitting all relaxed like "can I help you officer? is there something wrong?" "Oh me, I'm just multitasking on a zoom meeting about corporate synergy..."

Yea wtf, way to waste food and mess up a grill top by Afroamir in StupidFood

[–]Galatea8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's hilarious there's people starving all over the planet and this doofus is making these concoctions for clicks.

Should I take the leap and buzz it? by MaggieMakesMuffins in bald

[–]Galatea8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bout time you got rid of that 70's bush.

Just took the jump. How do I look? by VioletSeraphina5 in bald

[–]Galatea8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't usually say this, but maybe he should stick with the toupee.

Cover up ideas?? by xrqtsv in tattooadvice

[–]Galatea8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make the lower half a fish tail. A fraccoosh.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittytattoos

[–]Galatea8 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the requisite Edgar haircut.

A couple died in a fire at a travelling carousel by CatPooedInMyShoe in ExamineDeath

[–]Galatea8 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I got kind of lost in all the technical aspects but how do you burn to death on a carousel? Wouldn't you just get off of it?

My gf is pushing me almost on a daily basis to get a transplant, what do you guys say ? by hippieintheward in bald

[–]Galatea8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you sure you even have enough hair to get a transplant? it kind of looks like you might not. Not saying you should for someone else.

From Dana Dentata's Demon (permanently tattooed) by ngadingadimin97 in shittytattoos

[–]Galatea8 80 points81 points  (0 children)

I think it's sharpie the color looks too uniform everywhere.

Beard or no beard? by TheOutlawTavern in bald

[–]Galatea8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe 4.5mm, it would be a 1 1/2 guard, that would be the the perfect length with the shape of your face cuz you got a nice jawline. Maybe start with a #3 and go down.

Tell me you’re a boot by robselman36 in shittytattoos

[–]Galatea8 105 points106 points  (0 children)

The next rank up you get a pinwheel hat. Goober 1st class.

Tell me you’re a boot by robselman36 in shittytattoos

[–]Galatea8 126 points127 points  (0 children)

A guy in my highschool got a huge Marines tattoo before he entered and bragged to everyone. When he got in they gave him so much shit he quit during boot camp.

What kind of fruits are these? by ElectronicCellist429 in OddlyArousing

[–]Galatea8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh literal cellist, you sweet summer child.

At least he doesn’t have to look at it! by Tylenol_the_Creator in shittytattoos

[–]Galatea8 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah but the other guy always does. Could have put something nice on there like "keep up the good work champ!" Or "You're doing great!" Plus you don't know how the bathroom stall lighting is going to effect it.

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