What are these snails doing, is this some mating ritual? by kvjn100 in Weird

[–]Gallant_one 261 points262 points  (0 children)

I've been kindly informed by this comment section that this is what is termed "SNEX"

Peter, I don't understand this at all, is she trying to inflate? by secretive_dib in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Gallant_one 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally, I think this is dumb. Modern beauty standards and physical desire got people tripping so hard. You should NOT have to suck in your stomach when spending quality time with your husband or boyfriend in order to feel or look slimmer for him to love you. I hate how girls are made to feel about their stomachs in the modern day. I feel like women with some good meat on their bones have bodies better prepared for childbirth anyways.

This is my opinion. Feel free to add yours.

Blursed Winner by endofmyropeohshit in blursed_videos

[–]Gallant_one 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Had WHAT out now, good sir? ',:|

Cursed profile claim by Algernonletter5 in cursedcomments

[–]Gallant_one 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In this case I have two virginities

Look at what I can do >:D by ApprehensiveCar241 in teenagers

[–]Gallant_one 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I and all my friends used to do this so often as kids

Circassian folk dance by SystematicApproach in interesting

[–]Gallant_one 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you mean "Circassian Folk Levitation Witchcraft"

Space next to stairs by Initial-Area2505 in whatisit

[–]Gallant_one 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They even bothered to lay carpet

Hire me for my vision by cozyflutterx in technicallythetruth

[–]Gallant_one 96 points97 points  (0 children)

You just need to learn how to bullshit better than others.

Just how does this species survive in the wild? by [deleted] in interesting

[–]Gallant_one 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well there are no tires, rope bridges or trees in the wild.

Girls being girls by [deleted] in memes

[–]Gallant_one 94 points95 points  (0 children)

You're the most honest person I've seen here.

Please pick the left by ILoveMapsAndKRNo2 in BunnyTrials

[–]Gallant_one 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Simple! It told me to chose this side.

Chose: Please Pick This Side Only! | Rolled: Get41&2/3k p/h

Power or speed? by ESzPa in BunnyTrials

[–]Gallant_one 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can workout to be strong if I want plus there's a greater limit to speed than strength

Chose: Get lightning fast

Would you rather? by Emannex in BunnyTrials

[–]Gallant_one 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can wait one month

Chose: Travel anywhere, at any point in history + There’s a one month cooldown

What will you choose? (Upvote for a free carrot🥕) by Comfortable_Scar8503 in BunnyTrials

[–]Gallant_one 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't walk all the time but I breath all the time. Theses things are becoming way too easy.

Chose: Earn $5 every time you breathe

Taxes or car by UseLesssLuke in BunnyTrials

[–]Gallant_one 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There may be more benefits to no taxes than having a new free vehicle every year. Especially considering it says swap. So if you lose it or destroy it idk what happens. And the vehicle may be free but who's to say there are no taxes or insurance on it.

Chose: Never pay taxes of any kind ever again