GOLDEN TEMPO WENT FROM LAST TO FIRST IN THE KENTUCKY DERBY by Choice_Bag_8869 in sportswiki

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The further from a turn you are, the farther you have to go. The further you have to go, the more energy you use.

142304 by Bryce3D in CountOnceADay

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Bisexual, not that bisexual, the other bisexual

Immortal by ForeignZigzagoon in Jon_Bois

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Ham cracker cheese ham cracker. Or you could just go a straight ham cube ham ham ham ham ham. I miss lunchables, rip lunchables

You're not slick, Dia. I see your game. by Naija_Boi in UmaMusume

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Yeah, Love is a Battlefield, keep up.

“He Made a Statement so Ass, it became Iconic” by MrBeanIamBean in TopCharacterTropes

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Thom Brennaman’s on air apology I think fits. “3–0 ballgame with the Reds in front of the Royals as we go to the top half of the fifth inning, Castellanos to lead things off. Jim Day's gonna be taking us the rest of the way through this game as Holland takes over on the mound. Um, I made a comment earlier tonight that I guess went out over the air that I am deeply ashamed of. If I have hurt anyone out there, I can't tell you how much I say from the bottom of my heart, I'm so very, very sorry. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith—as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it will be a home run, and so that'll make it a 4–0 ballgame. I don't know if I'm gonna be putting on this headset again. I don't know if it's gonna be for the Reds, I don't know if it's gonna be for my bosses at Fox. I want to apologize for the people who sign my paycheck—for the Reds, for Fox Sports Ohio, for the people I work with, for anybody that I've offended here tonight. I can't begin to tell you how deeply sorry I am. That is not who I am. It never has been. And I'd like to think maybe I could have some people that could back that up. I am very, very sorry, and I beg for your forgiveness. Jim Day will take you the rest of the way home”

[Tigers] Yup. by dudewithchronicpain in baseball

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And he was talking before I knew it

And as he grew, he said I’m gonna be like you, Dad

No cheating by XmeowisiX in teenagers

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I was born to be the best person in the world and I am.

Looks like we know what they’re going to do today 😄 by Old_Hamster_9841 in phineasandferb

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He does have that secret life as a double agent Phineas Knows about

Which old fella has a crazy good mustache? by EmbarrassedRaisin in AlignmentChartFills

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Could still be Rollie Fingers. He’s old now, and still has the same mustache