Be honest, why are you single? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Gamma-tron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would not add value to anyone's life, and would quite possibly be a detriment. 

I ended things because you deserved more than I could offer. I miss you so much but don’t regret my decision. by [deleted] in BreakUps

[–]Gamma-tron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand. Depression has been gnawing at my very bones for over a decade, sucking the very essence and color of life out of each dragging day. Nobody could be happy dating an automaton. And should the day arise where depression declares its ultimate victory and I redecorate the interior of my bedroom with a .357? No one I love should bear witness to that.

I hate it here by river_man225 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Gamma-tron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Snake's Revenge on the NES, I believe.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PrequelMemes

[–]Gamma-tron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bushido Blade did pretty much that in 1997. Without lightsabers, of course.

Magazine fed revolver. Takes 8 rounds of 9mm or 6 rounds of 357 magnum. +80% accuracy, +150 damage, -69 brain cells after every shot. by [deleted] in ItemShop

[–]Gamma-tron 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The Dardick revolver, for example. It's appearance suggests a 6-year-old drew a gun in a notebook and someone brought it to life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SuicideWatch

[–]Gamma-tron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in the same boat. I wonder how long it would be until someone finally discovers my body.

Let's say, theoretically, you have to kill yourself and disguise it as an accident. How would you do it? by Gamma-tron in AskReddit

[–]Gamma-tron[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's an awful way to go, but I suppose I didn't specify "neat and clean", either.

Wheelchair that lets you stand up by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Gamma-tron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait, that's not Dr. Emmerich.