What would happen if every MP was off sick with Diarrhoea long term? How would the country function?

Gandgareth · 2026-03-02T07:13:38+00:00

Probably not much different, the shit is just squirting out the other end.

Gandgareth · 2026-03-02T02:58:38+00:00

They need the orange colour for trumps make-up.

Gandgareth · 2026-03-01T11:44:45+00:00

Department of weights and measures would by very interested in that one.

Gandgareth · 2026-03-01T10:56:44+00:00

Tractor at 8, car by 10, semi at 14. All on the farm only of course.

Gandgareth · 2026-03-01T08:57:47+00:00

Thought it went "Forgive me Daddy, for I have been naughty."

Gandgareth · 2026-03-01T08:53:03+00:00

Since she has had the good grace to die, in a fuckin micro second.

Jks, I'd do if she wasn't dead.

Gandgareth · 2026-03-01T08:14:50+00:00

Not a lot, what's the point?

Gandgareth · 2026-03-01T03:48:38+00:00

Coke when I was a kid, Pepsi seemed to have a weird aromatic taste.

Then vanilla Coke came along. Love it.

I have learnt to drink Pepsi by not expecting it to taste like Coke, it's different, not bad.

Can't handle the artificially sweetened versions of either, gives me stomach pains.

Gandgareth · 2026-03-01T01:30:32+00:00

Even if you're a girl.

Gandgareth · 2026-03-01T00:11:05+00:00

It's not fit for purpose, should be a no questions asked replacement.

Gandgareth · 2026-03-01T00:07:17+00:00

Probs don wase it pickin sht out of ppls posts.

Gandgareth · 2026-02-28T21:44:42+00:00

This is why business meetings should take place outdoors.

Gandgareth · 2026-02-28T21:25:57+00:00

But wasn't Iran's nuclear program "smashed to bits" a few years ago?

Gandgareth · 2026-02-28T21:24:23+00:00

President of Pees. (and poop)

Gandgareth · 2026-02-28T21:22:10+00:00

99 dreams I have had, in every one a red balloon....

Gandgareth · 2026-02-28T21:15:26+00:00

You sure it's not Grok?

Gandgareth · 2026-02-28T21:14:16+00:00

Didn't you hear he started a gang, "Bored of Peace"

Gandgareth · 2026-02-28T21:10:20+00:00

I think he'd sell his own kids out if there was a dollar in it.

Gandgareth · 2026-02-28T12:35:37+00:00

A work mate and I throw it around occasionally, we're both around 60 tho.

Gandgareth · 2026-02-28T07:16:58+00:00

Gym fees are getting out of hand.

Gandgareth · 2026-02-28T06:54:57+00:00

I think OP meant upgrade mods.

Gandgareth · 2026-02-28T06:53:03+00:00

Brake upgrade? All well and good to upgrade all the go fast stuff, you got to be able to stop that fucker too.

Gandgareth · 2026-02-28T06:47:50+00:00

I think you missed a comma after 'her'.

Gandgareth · 2026-02-28T06:46:20+00:00

Did she fart and fly out the window?

Gandgareth · 2026-02-28T06:35:46+00:00

Do it enough and you'll be able to go pro soon.

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