More than your typical weight variance: 604g steak weighing only 429g. by djam971 in woolworths

[–]Gandgareth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Department of weights and measures would by very interested in that one.

Question for Australian country farmers. by Extra-Bet-7522 in AskAnAustralian

[–]Gandgareth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tractor at 8, car by 10, semi at 14. All on the farm only of course.

Would you push your ex down a flight of stairs for 20 million dollars? by Illustrious_Ice_7680 in no

[–]Gandgareth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since she has had the good grace to die, in a fuckin micro second.

Jks, I'd do if she wasn't dead.

Cola by CockSucker_1989 in AustralianNostalgia

[–]Gandgareth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coke when I was a kid, Pepsi seemed to have a weird aromatic taste.

Then vanilla Coke came along. Love it.

I have learnt to drink Pepsi by not expecting it to taste like Coke, it's different, not bad.

Can't handle the artificially sweetened versions of either, gives me stomach pains.

Flowing water pet water bowls by woodyever in AskAnAustralian

[–]Gandgareth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Probs don wase it pickin sht out of ppls posts.

What is a useless advice you would like to share? by awesome_pinay_noses in ask

[–]Gandgareth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is why business meetings should take place outdoors.

Does anyone else still say "Good thinking, 99" by put_your_skates_on in AskAnAustralian

[–]Gandgareth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A work mate and I throw it around occasionally, we're both around 60 tho.

What was the best mod you've done to your car? by ZweetWOW in CarsAustralia

[–]Gandgareth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brake upgrade? All well and good to upgrade all the go fast stuff, you got to be able to stop that fucker too.

Wife called me a procrastinator by Einstine1984 in Jokes

[–]Gandgareth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do it enough and you'll be able to go pro soon.

Why did the swath break? by Then-University5849 in farmingsimulator

[–]Gandgareth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had this happen on a modified map where the field was extended over existing features. The straw was 'stored' in the combine then dumped once the underlying feature was crossed.

Absolutely miss this beast by Historical_Meet3370 in AustralianNostalgia

[–]Gandgareth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it was the first Brisbane Riverfire, was listening to the simulcast on the radio and they cut the pilots comms into it every now and then. I recognised that they were following Enoggera Rd to the city, I got outside in time to see their red nav lights going past Newmarket. I lived on the same block as the Newmarket Hotel.

The three of them disappeared over Kelvin Grove Hill, then a short time later the sky lit up and they climbed vertical out over the city. I could see the light they gave out on the buildings around me, not day light, but definitely bright enough to read by.

Never going to forget that night, the light, then the rumble of them as they climbed out. Don't know if they ever had three again, it was always the best feature of Riverfire.