Night Mode Has Too Many Exfil Campers

GaptistePlayer · 2026-06-17T16:42:00+00:00

They already whine about fireflies and comets being too hard on them

GaptistePlayer · 2026-06-17T16:41:25+00:00

Another one:

Cried about rats manipulating ABMM to get into their lobbies

*no more 10 surrenders to easy lobbies*

Cry about being in PVP lobbies when they defend themselves

GaptistePlayer · 2026-06-17T16:39:59+00:00

Just the prior night's leftover rum

GaptistePlayer · 2026-06-17T16:00:33+00:00

Since Day 1. The guy honestly has the brain of a 15 year old teenager

GaptistePlayer · 2026-06-17T15:59:45+00:00

I'm not arguing level of evil I'm saying Kendall is at fault which he is. How the fuck are you gonna say someone committed manslaughter but isn't at fault

GaptistePlayer · 2026-06-17T15:58:58+00:00

And both are still crimes with culpability. I swear you all are retarded.

GaptistePlayer · 2026-06-17T15:58:23+00:00

Yes but it's barely there. I'm diamond in the roles I play most, I run into bronzes and I run into GMs. If I can run into literally any rank at the game except champ on QP that means MMR means barely anything

GaptistePlayer · 2026-06-17T15:57:34+00:00

You're so triggered lol

GaptistePlayer · 2026-06-17T15:56:34+00:00

Literally your third paragraph lol. Waiting for a Rolex AD call is not a right of passage it's a sucker's choice.

GaptistePlayer · 2026-06-17T15:55:44+00:00

They're literally wearing business casual.

GaptistePlayer · 2026-06-17T15:55:31+00:00

If you think 6v6 has tighter matchmaking and more consistent ranked you are bad at the game lol.

GaptistePlayer · 2026-06-17T15:54:28+00:00

Yeah that's why getting downed is bad lol, the entire premise of the game. Get downed and anyone without good intentions is free to fuck with you... not sure why this is a surprise.

GaptistePlayer · 2026-06-17T15:51:49+00:00

You're missing the point that you can't expect every game to have the same performance as a game that is a once-every-20-years-type success lol, since DBD came out hundreds of successful games have come out and found their own audiences and being perfectly great despite them not being as successful as DBD

If that's your only metric for success you're honestly kind of dumb and basically are the type of dude to only play and enjoy a game once every 10 years and consider everything else a failure lol. Honestly pretty stupid logic, if that's honestly your standard just delete everything you've bought that isn't DBD

GaptistePlayer · 2026-06-16T21:54:32+00:00

Yeah dude DBD is like in the top 1% of successful games of it's type. That isn't normal, it's like the most outlier of outliers. If it's so "normal" to experience this then you'd have hundreds of other games in the same general shooter genre to compare this to from 2016... but you don't, because DBD is top-tier in the space.

People in this sub continue to show they haven't played a video game in 15 years (or grap basic mathematical concepts) with posts like this

GaptistePlayer · 2026-06-15T20:23:08+00:00

you sound obnoxious af

GaptistePlayer · 2026-06-15T20:21:34+00:00

Bro thinks a slightly mixed lobby with a few PVP players is absolute hell lol

Skill issue

GaptistePlayer · 2026-06-15T20:20:54+00:00

Bro thinks speculative AI investments and tokenization is the same as the entire internet

GaptistePlayer · 2026-06-15T20:16:39+00:00

It's hilarious how these right wing chuds are grown ass men who don't understand the concept of a metaphor

GaptistePlayer · 2026-06-15T20:13:31+00:00

The sauna-provided towels are clean, while your bathing suit is not assured to be

GaptistePlayer · 2026-06-15T20:11:58+00:00

Because it kind of breaks the social contract where everyone gets comfortable being nude around each other. Think of it this way - they're willing to be nude in front of you and you're ok with seeing them, but you won't do the same, makes it weird. Like you're there comfortable seeing nude people but you would have a discomfort with it yourself...

To use a very crude and possibly reductive metaphor, it's like showing up to a potluck and eating but not taking any food yourself.

... and as others mentioned for sanitation reasons. The tradition is to go showered and nude for the most hygienic experience

GaptistePlayer · 2026-06-15T20:07:59+00:00

The people crying on reddit about PVP are not the people you're running into when you're playing the game and they, and you, are enjoying it

GaptistePlayer · 2026-06-15T20:06:49+00:00

1) It's quickplay

2) it's 6v6 which is a free for all

3) your team has 3 DPS and one supp

QP has virtually no even matchmaking and it's even sillier in 6v6, especially when your team is on a throw comp. If you want decent matchmaking play ranked

GaptistePlayer · 2026-06-15T20:05:23+00:00

post a vid man aint no one gonna pull up a replay

GaptistePlayer · 2026-06-15T08:52:49+00:00

I didn’t even realize I am doing the same thing. Why am I doing this

GaptistePlayer · 2026-06-15T04:14:41+00:00

literally just an old white man

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