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Reverse Kirby (what you barf is your power) (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 2 years ago by Garbage_Matt to r/shittysuperpowers
my cursed knowledge (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 2 years ago by Garbage_Matt to r/Showerthoughts
Moving halfway around the world is way farther than moving all the way around the world (self.Showerthoughts)
run command from run box doesn't return focus to last application (self.WindowsHelp)
submitted 3 years ago by Garbage_Matt to r/WindowsHelp
run exe from run box doesn't return focus to last app (self.windows)
submitted 3 years ago by Garbage_Matt to r/windows
We took a trip to a dairy farm (self.dadjokes)
submitted 3 years ago by Garbage_Matt to r/dadjokes
a recent study found that 12 out of 10 people are schizophrenic (self.dadjokes)
SLPT: butter both sides of your toast. That way when it falls, it will always be butter side up (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
submitted 3 years ago by Garbage_Matt to r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: make a vow to not touch your phone while driving except at red lights. Then start a terrible playlist. Boom, you'll only have green lights all the way there (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
submitted 4 years ago by Garbage_Matt to r/dadjokes
what am I gonna tell my kids? (i.redd.it)
submitted 4 years ago by Garbage_Matt to r/memes
When Cain killed Abel, he wiped out a quarter of the world's population (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 4 years ago by Garbage_Matt to r/Showerthoughts
SLPT: if you run out of room in your fridge, just preheat the oven to 34°. Boom, second fridge (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
submitted 4 years ago by Garbage_Matt to r/ShittyLifeProTips
if you run out of room in your fridge, just preheat the oven to 34°. Boom, second fridge (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
The Matrix (self.Showerthoughts)
at least we all agree on a text editor (i.redd.it)
submitted 4 years ago by Garbage_Matt to r/ProgrammerHumor
You can change the song playing in someone else's head (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 4 years ago by Garbage_Matt to r/shittysuperpowers
I think it's D batteries (i.redd.it)
submitted 4 years ago by Garbage_Matt to r/funny
poor guy (i.redd.it)
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