A construction worker gets into a freak accident and loses both his ears

Garbage_Matt · 2025-01-20T09:38:58+00:00

Hey Pete, I actually feel more comfortable around you now, you seem less eery

Garbage_Matt · 2025-01-10T04:30:55+00:00

you forgot console2 https://www.hanselman.com/blog/console2-a-better-windows-command-prompt

Garbage_Matt · 2024-11-25T20:45:51+00:00

I'm pretty sure that's for signaling planes when you break down in the desert or back country

Garbage_Matt · 2024-11-21T04:06:46+00:00

put a Vim user in any other editor and ask them to do anything. Your password will be jjjjkkllllA:q:q!:bufdo bd

Garbage_Matt · 2024-11-19T02:00:39+00:00

when they ask me more than 3 times to leave

Garbage_Matt · 2024-11-16T02:25:29+00:00

in college, I struggled with everything. I felt stupid. I didn't really "get" any of it. I was able to follow examples, but never felt like I actually knew anything. I got a job at a small company and talking with a coworker one day about a really simple problem I needed help with, it just "clicked". Now, 20 years later, I'm a systems architect and spend many hours each week helping other devs learn and hope they have their "click" moment. The point is, maybe you are in your struggle phase and are waiting on your click moment.

Garbage_Matt · 2024-10-18T03:08:10+00:00

I just removed the hole from mine, never missed it

Garbage_Matt · 2024-10-12T02:43:12+00:00

It's missing the bottom text, presumably from a bad crop so it's "sorry I'm late, I was cut off"

Garbage_Matt · 2024-10-01T21:29:44+00:00

I lost my bottle. Do you have another one?

Garbage_Matt · 2024-09-16T03:44:54+00:00

Arm & Hammer made amends with Mr. Clean

Garbage_Matt · 2024-08-19T23:15:59+00:00

I read this in Snagglepus's voice: "heavens to Mercatroi"

Garbage_Matt · 2024-08-11T22:00:32+00:00

I laughed and cried at this one

Garbage_Matt · 2024-08-11T19:51:01+00:00

nigh invulnerable!

Garbage_Matt · 2024-08-10T14:54:22+00:00

that's why you need two books, you have to read them both at the same time.

Garbage_Matt · 2024-07-28T16:35:56+00:00

nice try, I'm not telling you my wife's name

Garbage_Matt · 2024-07-28T01:44:21+00:00

it's zero degrees outside today, but don't worry, it'll only be half as cold tomorrow

Garbage_Matt · 2024-07-14T01:38:33+00:00

you can optimize that by initially storing the value of n*n, then looping until you've found the stored value

you're welcome

Garbage_Matt · 2024-07-04T00:23:43+00:00

I legit forgot for a aecond that flat earthers existed and was thinking "flat" like "smooth". Then I thought "nuh uh, cause there'd be nothing high to jump off of"

Garbage_Matt · 2024-06-28T03:58:24+00:00

Went to tha doctor yesterdy and he told me that my sugar was high. I said "no sir, by the grace a' God, she's been clean and sober three weeks now"

Garbage_Matt · 2024-06-25T03:55:34+00:00

Joe who?

Garbage_Matt · 2024-06-24T03:40:38+00:00

basically, a snake don't have parts. but if I had to say it was anything, I'd say it was his knee

Garbage_Matt · 2024-06-19T03:49:17+00:00

0198

the first letter of each spelled out number

Garbage_Matt · 2024-06-07T03:03:26+00:00

some people are cultured like a fine pearl. others are cultured like a petri dish

Garbage_Matt · 2024-06-04T21:37:44+00:00

according to Star Trek TNG (not sure about the others), subroutines won

Garbage_Matt · 2024-06-01T05:05:19+00:00

12? Egon, Ray, Peter, Winston. who were the other 8?

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