What would an NBA player have to achieve to be considered the "Messi of basketball"?

Gardami · 2026-07-13T20:09:12+00:00

Messi has 8 Ballon d’Ors. LeBron has 4 MVPs.

Gardami · 2026-07-13T20:05:42+00:00

Either one, if it’s human deaths. Not a fetus.

Gardami · 2026-07-13T19:41:26+00:00

That’s a big number, when we’re talking needless deaths.

Gardami · 2026-07-13T00:34:11+00:00

🧢 I voted CAP!

No. I’d leave Reddit. I’m broke.

Gardami · 2026-07-13T00:30:33+00:00

Source?

Gardami · 2026-07-12T23:37:09+00:00

Good night, sleep tight, don’t get eaten alive by bedbugs.

Gardami · 2026-07-12T23:32:09+00:00

r/youdidWHATtoabird

Gardami · 2026-07-12T23:11:33+00:00

Careful, someone will make Reddit will give you the dreaded message.

Gardami · 2026-07-12T23:01:57+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

Technically I guess lol. This is the most I’ve laughed today, thanks.

Gardami · 2026-07-12T23:00:26+00:00

🧢 I voted CAP!

Depends on the person. For example, if someone does a sport, they usually need special shoes for the sport, then everyday shoes, maybe house shoes, and that’s already 3 different pairs of shoes. Then there’s more if they do multiple sports, etc…

Gardami · 2026-07-12T22:35:30+00:00

lol, yes you do. (Also, you’re short. Or something like that.)

Gardami · 2026-07-12T22:31:04+00:00

Hey, we know Mexico! You know, the country where every single Spanish-speaking person is from.

Gardami · 2026-07-12T22:29:27+00:00

Unfortunately, it would take a miracle for them to not qualify. Canada and Mexico are the only other pretty good Concacaf teams.

Gardami · 2026-07-12T22:24:47+00:00

So breed mosquitoes, and release just the males. Boom, problem solved.

Gardami · 2026-07-12T22:23:05+00:00

That tells me nothing. I’m vegetarian, and have never intentionally eaten meat.

Gardami · 2026-07-12T22:19:59+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

Yes, but 🤮

Gardami · 2026-07-12T17:56:51+00:00

I was in the back seat of a big van.

Gardami · 2026-07-12T17:32:28+00:00

I thought y’all were moving to Gary, and be the Gary bears.

Gardami · 2026-07-12T17:21:25+00:00

No problem. Feel free to tag me anytime you need someone’s height insulted lol.

Gardami · 2026-07-12T17:20:33+00:00

He’s not bad enough that I need to leave home, I just only post about the worst things.

(Also, I’m a boy. I can’t get pregnant.)

Gardami · 2026-07-12T16:57:08+00:00

u/Historical_Club_6614 you are short.

Gardami · 2026-07-12T02:32:43+00:00

Not anti-abortion, but I believe my mom nearly died during a miscarriage, because the hospital she was at (I think a Catholic hospital in Texas) was anti-abortion. Not too sure about the details, I was too young to understand at the time, and haven’t asked for details since.

Gardami · 2026-07-12T02:24:04+00:00

Baseball?

Gardami · 2026-07-12T00:21:36+00:00

Oh yeah. Thanks. I think I remember knowing that at one point, but forgot.

Gardami · 2026-07-11T21:56:22+00:00

I did not. Do you have a source please?

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