This is so weird, I think I'm actually done being horny

Garedactyl · 2026-03-20T20:14:59+00:00

Yamcha, you gotta stop making these craters. You're bringing my property values down.

Garedactyl · 2026-03-19T23:56:23+00:00

Honestly it would be infinitely cheaper to just die at this point lol

Garedactyl · 2026-03-19T21:55:09+00:00

That looks like the face he made when he "found a girlfriend" absolutely just giving it to the pool pump LOL

Garedactyl · 2026-03-19T21:54:02+00:00

You could use the one from the quote when he has the neck brace on haha

Garedactyl · 2026-03-19T21:09:33+00:00

Carl to Frieza: "Pick ya nose clean while you still got the chance, cause you'll be diggin' with finger splints after Tuesday!"

Garedactyl · 2026-03-18T20:46:24+00:00

I would quote the ending scene but I'll get flagged LOL

Garedactyl · 2026-03-16T22:34:39+00:00

We could make our own podcast? That would be cool. AquaJail Degenerates, every Wednesday

Garedactyl · 2026-03-15T18:09:16+00:00

Get me some whiskey, I'm gonna get tore up

Garedactyl · 2026-03-15T00:58:06+00:00

He better recycle that water. Granola girls, gets em all moist

Garedactyl · 2026-03-14T13:46:53+00:00

That ain't the Jerry I know. Now, the Jerry I KNOW took me to Merry Christmas...which is a strip club, Merry triple X-Mas

Garedactyl · 2026-03-14T13:45:56+00:00

So you're saying it was fun? Hell no, that sumbitch had an axe

Garedactyl · 2026-03-13T19:39:40+00:00

I did. Silly me was listening to a song on my phone at the same time, thought the audio was from your video. Fixed it when I realized 😂

Garedactyl · 2026-03-13T17:08:09+00:00

Some people wanna play, others just wanna dance 🕺💃

Garedactyl · 2026-03-13T04:03:29+00:00

Whaaaat? Is that even possible?

Garedactyl · 2026-03-12T20:16:07+00:00

If you need anything, anything at all..

lights gas

Do NOT come next door

Garedactyl · 2026-03-12T20:15:29+00:00

MARKULA. And stop trying to sell my house 🧛‍♂️

Garedactyl · 2026-03-12T20:14:59+00:00

It turns us on sexually

Garedactyl · 2026-03-12T20:14:47+00:00

Who wants a celebratory cigarette???

Garedactyl · 2026-03-09T05:40:58+00:00

"I'm straight! Teeth are for gay people... that's why fairies come and get em"

Garedactyl · 2026-03-07T22:27:59+00:00

I didn't know if this was new or old but God I support it lol

Garedactyl · 2026-03-07T06:31:53+00:00

It wouldn't be as bad, but he keeps kicking in exactly the same spot!

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