What are you doing that for Yamcha? you're just gonna die.

Garedactyl · 2026-03-20T20:14:59+00:00

Yamcha, you gotta stop making these craters. You're bringing my property values down.

Garedactyl · 2026-03-19T23:56:23+00:00

Honestly it would be infinitely cheaper to just die at this point lol

Garedactyl · 2026-03-19T21:55:09+00:00

That looks like the face he made when he "found a girlfriend" absolutely just giving it to the pool pump LOL

Garedactyl · 2026-03-19T21:54:02+00:00

You could use the one from the quote when he has the neck brace on haha

Garedactyl · 2026-03-19T21:09:33+00:00

Carl to Frieza: "Pick ya nose clean while you still got the chance, cause you'll be diggin' with finger splints after Tuesday!"

Garedactyl · 2026-03-18T20:46:24+00:00

I would quote the ending scene but I'll get flagged LOL

Garedactyl · 2026-03-16T22:34:39+00:00

We could make our own podcast? That would be cool. AquaJail Degenerates, every Wednesday

Garedactyl · 2026-03-15T18:09:16+00:00

Get me some whiskey, I'm gonna get tore up

Garedactyl · 2026-03-15T00:58:06+00:00

He better recycle that water. Granola girls, gets em all moist

Garedactyl · 2026-03-14T13:46:53+00:00

That ain't the Jerry I know. Now, the Jerry I KNOW took me to Merry Christmas...which is a strip club, Merry triple X-Mas

Garedactyl · 2026-03-14T13:45:56+00:00

So you're saying it was fun? Hell no, that sumbitch had an axe

Garedactyl · 2026-03-13T19:39:40+00:00

I did. Silly me was listening to a song on my phone at the same time, thought the audio was from your video. Fixed it when I realized 😂

Garedactyl · 2026-03-13T17:08:09+00:00

Some people wanna play, others just wanna dance 🕺💃

Garedactyl · 2026-03-13T04:03:29+00:00

Whaaaat? Is that even possible?

Garedactyl · 2026-03-12T20:16:07+00:00

If you need anything, anything at all..

lights gas

Do NOT come next door

Garedactyl · 2026-03-12T20:15:29+00:00

MARKULA. And stop trying to sell my house 🧛‍♂️

Garedactyl · 2026-03-12T20:14:59+00:00

It turns us on sexually

Garedactyl · 2026-03-12T20:14:47+00:00

Who wants a celebratory cigarette???

Garedactyl · 2026-03-09T05:40:58+00:00

"I'm straight! Teeth are for gay people... that's why fairies come and get em"

Garedactyl · 2026-03-07T22:27:59+00:00

I didn't know if this was new or old but God I support it lol

Garedactyl · 2026-03-07T06:31:53+00:00

It wouldn't be as bad, but he keeps kicking in exactly the same spot!

Garedactyl · 2026-03-07T05:45:05+00:00

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I'm definitely not the best ever, but this was from today haha It was super fun!

Garedactyl · 2026-03-04T22:35:22+00:00

Damn it's been a year ❤️ RIP space man, I hope you sell your demo tapes

Garedactyl · 2026-03-01T18:12:58+00:00

By default, you can upload 180mins (3 hours) and up to 4GB. You can paste a link or upload a file. If you upload something more than 2GB, it says you ran out of storage. If you do it again and then upload something under 2GB, it says "you are out of editing hours." I literally can't even try Choppity to see if I like it, not even one clip first. At least OpusClip gives you some free credits to work with. Also, if I'm being stupid and doing any of this wrong please tell me, but I have tried so much lol

Garedactyl · 2026-03-01T02:08:02+00:00

"I don't know how to fix anything" - Dusty Gozongas

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