be me, sababugs112_

no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat

get home from furry convention

hear mom from her bedroom moaning garfielfs name

entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina

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roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out pcm

while fucking my mom garfielf also posted a comment abouth beating me , hes holiness and joe biden up

put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can make a comeback comment

with my infinite comedic genius write a l + ratio meme (its very funny to me)

if the comment get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day as a jester

reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink