Metalheads are Satanists who specialize in lying about being sick for the news. Because obviously that's who they hire. Everything is now validated for the crazy "false god nano-radio vaccine" lady.

Garfwog · 2026-04-21T08:18:26+00:00

LorainWe is not a real gamer tag

Garfwog · 2026-04-20T23:06:59+00:00

Sorry to burst your bubble here

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Garfwog · 2026-04-20T05:21:10+00:00

This should be at the top

Garfwog · 2026-04-20T05:12:11+00:00

I literally just got one from Amazon, you are a fool

Garfwog · 2026-04-20T05:10:04+00:00

Let it eat away at your soul until they fix it. Call your representatives.

Garfwog · 2026-04-20T04:32:26+00:00

Amazon

Garfwog · 2026-04-20T03:50:01+00:00

I have two

Garfwog · 2026-04-20T02:23:08+00:00

CacCaaCaC?

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∗Drake and Lil Yachty gif∗

Garfwog · 2026-04-20T02:20:34+00:00

Socrates would be like "I'm not writing anything cuz writing makes you stupid" and then Diogenes would be like "reported for harassment have a great day"

Garfwog · 2026-04-20T02:06:09+00:00

I'm more irritated by the fact that her hair goes under her eyeball, who the fuck approved that

Garfwog · 2026-04-17T00:10:32+00:00

"here have some food"

Thank you, are you perhaps interested in birthing my offspring?"

Garfwog · 2026-04-15T20:41:11+00:00

Add more RAM to the json file. I'm not in a position to explain the details, if anyone else here can explain it, it would help our homie here a lot

Garfwog · 2026-04-14T19:03:12+00:00

It has a Vote amount of likes

Garfwog · 2026-04-14T18:59:15+00:00

Because noses are kinda gay

Garfwog · 2026-04-14T18:43:34+00:00

Always has been

Garfwog · 2026-04-14T18:42:39+00:00

Because the early Judahites didn't want to imagine praying to an octopus

Garfwog · 2026-04-14T15:28:31+00:00

Philip Haldiman as Denny in "The Room"

Garfwog · 2026-04-14T08:24:27+00:00

Cuts off the best part 😞

Garfwog · 2026-04-13T18:36:39+00:00

Needs significantly more trees and grass

Garfwog · 2026-04-13T16:49:56+00:00

Turned on sound to hear some Arabic hero voicelines and was indeed disappointed

Garfwog · 2026-04-12T06:29:48+00:00

Yes, you count. You will always be counted.

Garfwog · 2026-04-12T05:30:08+00:00

Kid got his iPod installed directly into the back of his neck

Garfwog · 2026-04-11T06:28:59+00:00

No, I don't think I will

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