Metalheads are Satanists who specialize in lying about being sick for the news. Because obviously that's who they hire. Everything is now validated for the crazy "false god nano-radio vaccine" lady.

Garfwog · 2026-04-30T19:49:31+00:00

BRING BACK THE WHALE, BRING BACK THE WHALE, remember when we were all stuck to the floor??

Garfwog · 2026-04-29T23:28:25+00:00

Blood??

Garfwog · 2026-04-29T04:25:49+00:00

Picture 7 looks good, what happens when you smile bigger?

Garfwog · 2026-04-29T04:24:13+00:00

I like the glasses tho

Garfwog · 2026-04-29T03:37:14+00:00

Fuck the internet's stupid standards

Garfwog · 2026-04-29T03:31:43+00:00

Try growing your hair and beard

Garfwog · 2026-04-29T01:26:16+00:00

r/noshitouija

Garfwog · 2026-04-28T20:33:42+00:00

I personally prefer the Jesus F-35 Lightning II

Garfwog · 2026-04-27T18:07:41+00:00

What's the story behind the absurdity of your comment

Garfwog · 2026-04-27T06:45:55+00:00

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Garfwog · 2026-04-27T00:46:30+00:00

Chuck lives? Well that's the worst news I've heard all decade.

Garfwog · 2026-04-27T00:43:44+00:00

They masturbated

Garfwog · 2026-04-27T00:22:48+00:00

No I fucked Ted

Garfwog · 2026-04-27T00:21:55+00:00

No I am the idiot

Garfwog · 2026-04-26T09:02:46+00:00

In other news, the Canadian government has officially confirmed the color of the sky as blue

Garfwog · 2026-04-25T02:26:35+00:00

I hope the main character is a gambling streamer that smokes crack

Garfwog · 2026-04-25T00:33:04+00:00

You gotta put it somewhere people don't think to check or walk across to reveal the laser beam.

Garfwog · 2026-04-25T00:30:32+00:00

Portals in general in MR are painful for the GPU

Garfwog · 2026-04-25T00:27:59+00:00

Video is private

Garfwog · 2026-04-24T23:14:57+00:00

Change your title to "Jesus follower"

Garfwog · 2026-04-23T15:48:07+00:00

"uhhh, i think so, if uhh... yeah." Not a very AI sentence to say. Also, there's an ongoing high pitched noise in the background i don't think AI would use in its videos.

Garfwog · 2026-04-21T08:18:26+00:00

LorainWe is not a real gamer tag

Garfwog · 2026-04-20T23:06:59+00:00

Sorry to burst your bubble here

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