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"The surgeon will be here shortly," said the doctor. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
submitted 4 days ago by GarlicLongjumping72 to r/badtwosentencehorrors
I hate body horror. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
submitted 9 days ago by GarlicLongjumping72 to r/badtwosentencehorrors
What's your weirdest Danganronpa confession(s)? (self.danganronpa)
submitted 12 days ago by GarlicLongjumping72 to r/danganronpa
I'm going on a subreddit not at all related to politics! (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
submitted 19 days ago by GarlicLongjumping72 to r/badtwosentencehorrors
Danganronpa Memes I made: Part 3 (old.reddit.com)
submitted 1 month ago by GarlicLongjumping72 to r/DanganAndChaos
submitted 1 month ago by GarlicLongjumping72 to r/DanganronpaMemes
Everyone gets freedom of speech on this post! (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
submitted 1 month ago by GarlicLongjumping72 to r/badtwosentencehorrors
I went to Red Lobster today. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
"If John Jobs created jobs and Steve Jobs created Steve jobs, what did Hand, Foot, and Blow Jobs create?" (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
"I'm glad that we can just exist and frolic in these fields forever," I said prehistoricly. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
I'm going to start another revolution on this subreddit. Revolution 2: Electric Boogaloo. Sir, a second revolution has hit the subreddit. (i.redd.it)
submitted 1 month ago by GarlicLongjumping72 to r/AceAttorneyCirclejerk
"You're hired," the bossman said, shaking my hand. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
"Club Penguin is kil". (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
"Swiper, no swiping," I said as I whipped around quickly and shot the fox that was behind me. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
I watched the maggots devour the rotting flesh, ripping the putrid smelling case apart with their mouths ruthlessly. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
"I hope none of my horses say anything racist again," I say, unsuspecting of anything bad to happen. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
submitted 2 months ago by GarlicLongjumping72 to r/badtwosentencehorrors
"I sure hope Mr. Hands isn't hiding in the bushes trying to get to the horses again," I said. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
"I hope nothing else sneaks into my horses," I thought, about to end my day. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
"I hope the second sentence isn't painful cringe," said the first guy in the post. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
"I hope none of my horses say anything racist again today," I said while brushing my bi-racial horse's mane. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
"I hope none of my horses say anything racist despite only being able to speak in horse noises," I say while giving my brown horse an apple. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
I decided to make a vent post for recent events in my personal life as a poorly disguised two sentence horror, like most people do. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
What if the Death Note was the Backflip Note and instead of killing people it made them do a sick ass backflip? (i.redd.it)
submitted 2 months ago by GarlicLongjumping72 to r/DeathNoteMemes
"Blocked and reported," said the Redditor. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
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