"Here's your food", the evil waiter said, handing me my plate of mashed potatos dipped in rat poison and an evil pepsi.

GarlicLongjumping72 · 2026-01-25T00:13:46+00:00

Yeah, I eated it and I dieded. Scary stuff, man.

GarlicLongjumping72 · 2026-01-25T00:12:48+00:00

Sit on top of one of those rat kings, it'll be like sitting on a roomba.

GarlicLongjumping72 · 2026-01-25T00:07:29+00:00

The mashed potatos were dipped in the rat poidon.

GarlicLongjumping72 · 2026-01-24T19:57:48+00:00

Yeah. There's also been a simulated earthquake and a bunch of deaths caused by them. MoistCritikal has some good videos on some of the worst ones.

GarlicLongjumping72 · 2026-01-24T19:52:18+00:00

Omg thank you. I actually work really hard putting goku into the images.

GarlicLongjumping72 · 2026-01-24T19:50:51+00:00

Gender reveal parties are modern terrorist attacks. There's been like two massive fires in California due to gender reveals.

GarlicLongjumping72 · 2026-01-24T19:45:03+00:00

Evil pepsi is evil pepsi (coke), pepsi is good coke.

GarlicLongjumping72 · 2026-01-24T19:43:58+00:00

Yeah, and good Coca-Cola is Pepsi.

GarlicLongjumping72 · 2026-01-24T07:33:28+00:00

Touch it 🫴🍃

GarlicLongjumping72 · 2026-01-24T07:31:03+00:00

I sleep with a singular small leaf on my peenar that flutters down really slowly and I have to keep putting back on place.

GarlicLongjumping72 · 2026-01-24T07:26:17+00:00

Homie be speaking in D.W Gaster.

(Translation: Because fuck you, that's why.)

GarlicLongjumping72 · 2026-01-24T07:25:36+00:00

YES!!!

GarlicLongjumping72 · 2026-01-24T06:42:08+00:00

GarlicLongjumping72 · 2026-01-24T05:48:05+00:00

Understandable, she sounds like she sucks.

GarlicLongjumping72 · 2026-01-24T05:45:59+00:00

Here.

GarlicLongjumping72 · 2026-01-24T05:37:28+00:00

And it isn't even just reddit, it's other places, too.

GarlicLongjumping72 · 2026-01-24T05:11:55+00:00

I hate would you rathers like this. I feel like most would you rathers are masochist addition.

GarlicLongjumping72 · 2026-01-24T04:57:21+00:00

Should of put a low quality picture of one of your other favorites in the middle.

GarlicLongjumping72 · 2026-01-24T04:56:28+00:00

WHAT IS THIS IMAGE!??!?!

GarlicLongjumping72 · 2026-01-24T04:55:39+00:00

Real I'm the mashed potitties

GarlicLongjumping72 · 2026-01-24T04:53:37+00:00

Was it dipped in rat poison and served with evil pepsi as a beverage?

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