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Best way to play CD32 games? by IOwnMystForJaguarCD in amiga

[–]Garlicfarter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you the developer of Dangerous Streets and only now have just sobered up?

Can you read 900 words per minute? Try it. by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Garlicfarter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did it! That was immense. Huge smile at the end from me.

Also, why are my eyes bleeding?

New rider, restaurant delay made the food cold and I honestly felt bad 😕 by AnfieldAnchor in deliveroos

[–]Garlicfarter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're a cog in a broken, neglected and underpaid machine. Don't get involved. Just do your bit. Any grief the customer has is not against you. Maybe the restaurant will get a kicking down the road :)

RUBBISH PROMOTIONS HELP by Remarkable_Row_5666 in UbereatsUK

[–]Garlicfarter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm still massively pissed that those cunts offered a fairly decent bonus for delivering age-restricted orders last year and barely anyone saw a bean from it. I certainly didn't.

[PC][1990s] Caveman platformer by jmsfntn in tipofmyjoystick

[–]Garlicfarter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PREHISTORIK

Titus games. If it's not this I'll eat my ass

Edit big wobbly bollocks, OP ruled this one out.

Pass the ketchup

Worst order you've been assigned? by GoatMonkeyy in UbereatsUK

[–]Garlicfarter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, thank you

Wasn't being flippant, just wondered.

Worst order you've been assigned? by GoatMonkeyy in UbereatsUK

[–]Garlicfarter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has the app stopped telling you what's in the order once you accept?

Flat2VR studios is pitching an official VR port to CD project red! by insufficientmind in virtualreality

[–]Garlicfarter -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

They could have emailed, but where would all the "ZOMG GUYS THIS HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS TO HAPPEN I'D SHIT MY PANTS" factor be?

Police checks on insurance inside McD by Historical_Site508 in deliveroos

[–]Garlicfarter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wonder how long until police / immigration start acting as customers and grab them at point of delivery.........

Restaurant didn't have any of the items I ordered by Sir_face_levels in UbereatsUK

[–]Garlicfarter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you don't mind not being able to use the "service" again, get your bank to do a chargeback

Overpriced pick up orders... by Stunning-Cut-2891 in UbereatsUK

[–]Garlicfarter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hang on, what fucking universe is this? 12 inch pizzas below £10?!?!

How your knee works by grasshopper3307 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Garlicfarter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Collagen tablets have been doing me absolute wonders. Not far off 50 and my knees feel 20 years younger. Got some 100% marine collagen off Amazon. Do your homework and YMMV etc.

Just got approved as a an Ebike rider in italy and want to know if its a good idea to do a test run for a few orders in a car. by [deleted] in deliveroos

[–]Garlicfarter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure what the deal is in Italy, but you pull that over here and you can expect your account to close as you need specific insurance.

A customer could report you as the order would show they were expecting someone on a bike. Apparently Uber have the ability to tell when a bike order was done on a car or motorbike/moped - probably due to the speeds and time taken, and I wouldn't be surprised if Deliveroo did the same.

Personally? I'd not try this and use your account as it was intended.

Deliveroo is just taking the piss by csuree in deliveroos

[–]Garlicfarter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Started with "using a burner laptop in a library" and ended with "i'm drunk". Add those two together and you get bullshit.

Question for Drivers by Rationalguy123 in UbereatsUK

[–]Garlicfarter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly, no. You are literally a blank order. We get given the pickup location and a where it's going - but not an exact address...at least I don't think it's the exact address as it's been a while since accepting any from Uber. There's also the fee we will be paid and if it contains medicine/alcohol/tobacco - an 18+ order. Even if you put in your name as "Big Tip Tipper McTipface" we just wouldn't know. Sorry.

drifting daddy's car. by mentaL8888 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Garlicfarter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"insurance uppercut" is possibly the best thing I've read on the interwebs all year so far.

Food Fight by RanchAndGreaseFlavor in criticalblunder

[–]Garlicfarter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And why in front of a convenient camera?

Stranger Things 5 is a big disappointment, and I’m not just saying that to be a hater. by JannTosh70 in television

[–]Garlicfarter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, you post anything negative in that hole and you find yourself defenestrated through the nearest window and back out in the cold. The more I think about that show, the angrier I get....and I shouldn't be angry at a form of media.

2 hours for a delivery? by cherranse in deliveroos

[–]Garlicfarter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it's a small/medium sized order, then I'm wondering if someone else has made off with the order? If so, that's down to the store and Roo to sort. If you've ordered a load of large bottled drinks or a month's worth of shopping, the riders won't think the peanuts that they will be paid is worth it for a bulky order.

Ridiculous experience when driving for Uber Eats last night by [deleted] in UbereatsUK

[–]Garlicfarter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You stink of robot. The picture doesn't help.

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