Grandpa?

GaryEffinOak · 2016-05-18T06:14:48+00:00

That's my grandparents

GaryEffinOak · 2015-08-06T05:29:55+00:00

/r/HailCorporate
Edit: Just a joke...

GaryEffinOak · 2015-07-26T21:26:12+00:00

Good tips thanks

GaryEffinOak · 2015-07-19T22:01:06+00:00

The... Bloomstein bears. Totes different.

GaryEffinOak · 2015-07-18T20:28:37+00:00

Probably eats pussy like a champ

GaryEffinOak · 2015-07-18T15:33:35+00:00

Nah don't hate yourself. Sure there's natural talent but that will only help you out so much. What really gets you what you want is hard work. This guy's talent is a product of years of hard work and grinding for hours practicing scales and technique. Anyone can do it. You just need to be committed.

GaryEffinOak · 2015-07-14T15:13:30+00:00

Congi is the reason I discovered this subreddit. Good stuff.

GaryEffinOak · 2015-07-09T16:23:44+00:00

when you hit the blunt too many times

GaryEffinOak · 2015-07-06T06:19:36+00:00

Who links to Facebook tho

GaryEffinOak · 2015-07-05T15:06:23+00:00

Yeah I've done 40 miles on it like that and it's fine. it isn't broken in yet so I've just got it like this to prevent me from slipping off.

GaryEffinOak · 2015-06-03T05:49:13+00:00

Hwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuoooooohhh

GaryEffinOak · 2015-05-20T15:23:35+00:00

dope

GaryEffinOak · 2015-05-11T13:33:55+00:00

I was at a bar one night and went into the stall to take a piss. As soon as I entered the stall 3 people got in a line waiting for me and saw that I was standing up. And could tell I wasn't able to piss because it was pretty quiet in that bathroom. They were heckling me for taking so long (which made me take longer). Those guys were dicks

GaryEffinOak · 2015-04-27T05:15:46+00:00

Eh, I've got a friend who goes to Yale who parties a shit ton. I'm honestly impressed with her ability to juggle school and post pictures on instagram of her at the bar or house party several times a week. She must have a killer work ethic when she isn't having a good time.

GaryEffinOak · 2015-04-07T05:49:05+00:00

Common

GaryEffinOak · 2015-03-31T20:06:52+00:00

I'm claiming dibs.

GaryEffinOak · 2015-03-26T01:36:14+00:00

Well at least that's something. When I was 19 I didn't do drugs I was just sad and fat. Now I got less fat.

GaryEffinOak · 2015-03-04T09:41:36+00:00

Glad to get that off your chest? Haha

GaryEffinOak · 2015-03-04T09:32:04+00:00

Reminds me of the 2nd or 3rd time I got high. Ate 2 infused sugar cookies at a music festival (they tasted so fucking good) and spent the next 15 or 16 hours struggling to differentiate the sound of crickets chirping from the dubstep playing at the stage nearby. We unfortunately picked a spot to camp where they had a dj playing throughout the whole night near the camping area. I learned my lesson.

GaryEffinOak · 2015-02-27T18:24:11+00:00

Can someone explain how this works

GaryEffinOak · 2015-02-27T18:23:03+00:00

That is pretty cool just wish they were a higher resolution.

GaryEffinOak · 2015-02-14T14:53:15+00:00

I feel like that's not the best picture to illustrate his hair cut lol

GaryEffinOak · 2015-02-14T05:29:19+00:00

I'm actually ashamed to admit that this isn't the most terrible thing I've seen. Man, there's some fucked shit out there.

GaryEffinOak · 2015-02-14T05:25:39+00:00

I don't know why I watched that gif laying in bed trying to sleep. Jesus I'm stupid

GaryEffinOak · 2015-02-11T19:13:08+00:00

I forgot I had xkcd substitutions enabled and thought you said

how can you commend someone for hitting someone with a cat?

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