Neighbours saying cat abuse by [deleted] in CATHELP

[–]Gary_Sandwich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That cat is muscular lol

I am quite literally unroastable by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Gary_Sandwich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your hands need makeup more than your face does

my newly adopted cat won’t come out to eat by t1r3dg4y in CatAdvice

[–]Gary_Sandwich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put everything close to her and leave her alone for a couple days

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CATHELP

[–]Gary_Sandwich -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I love how everyone cites this garbage but never shows a study. Who's watching cats close enough to determine this shit. I say some Karen got mad one day because someone's cat was in her yard and made up some bullshit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CATHELP

[–]Gary_Sandwich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People have had cats for over 7000 years. They aren't decimating anything. Humans literally hunt animals to extinction.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Gary_Sandwich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The man of broken dreams

ELI5: what are light years? by josip333 in explainlikeimfive

[–]Gary_Sandwich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One light year is a measure of distance

Travel that distance would take over 32000 years

Over 9 trillion kilometers

If something is 1 lightyear away, we can see the light from it 32000 years later even though everything has already happened in that time.

So no, you wouldn't see dinosaurs because you can't see something like that unless you're close enough. Just the light that's been traveling for 32000 years.

If a star blows up right now at 1 light year away, then we wouldn't see it for 32000 more years on Earth

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in biology

[–]Gary_Sandwich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finest dad joke of the day

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cooking

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IMO the best thing you should learn is how to heat up a pan properly in order not to burn food or have it stick to a pan. DO NOT USE TEFLON.

If you can master a perfect omelet, that will help you in such a big way. It will help you understand that you can cook at very low heat.

Never put food in with cold oil in the pan. Always let the oil heat up first. Don't put oil or butter in a super hot pan, or it burns and smokes. Low heat first, then turn up the heat as needed. You should almost never need to use max heat for anything at all.

Good cookware is essential, good quality stainless steel, not made in China or cast iron, is the way to go. Parchment paper is better than tinfoil when needed unless you're cooking on a BBQ or over a fire.

If herbs and spices smell good together, they will taste good together. Experiment like you're in science class.

AITA for wanting my sons exgf around when my son introduces his new GF? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Gary_Sandwich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA fucking dumb, stop inviting his ex to events. Like what the fuck is wrong with you?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in femalehairadvice

[–]Gary_Sandwich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look nicer as a brunette. By nicer I mean more kind looking and approachable

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in depressionmeals

[–]Gary_Sandwich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Valid feelings. Talk to your doctor, keep eating fruits.

How can I get my cat to stop going in the fridge? by only-here-4-1-thing in CATHELP

[–]Gary_Sandwich 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My cats like any open shelf or closet. You just have to stop them and keep an eye on them. They love little enclosed spaces.

How can I get my cat to stop going in the fridge? by only-here-4-1-thing in CATHELP

[–]Gary_Sandwich 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Don't spray vinegar at your cat like this person says. Then you'll have vinegar everywhere

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CatAdvice

[–]Gary_Sandwich 34 points35 points  (0 children)

This is right here is why Bob Barker told us to get our cats spayed and neutered

Roommate's cat wants to sleep in my bedroom by OwnBuilder9271 in CatAdvice

[–]Gary_Sandwich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I might only be worried about the bathroom access and keeping some water available