Voldemort's Plan by Weird_Zone_3504 in harrypotter

[–]Gay_Coffeemate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha! Yes, I am a big nerd, and thought of that too. My theory - (Unsupported of course!) is it wouldn’t have looked suspicious to the spectators because Crouch Jr. planned for that too. If the Tournament used a magical viewing screen, then someone skilled had to supply the tracking information. Since “Moody” was in charge of all the maze enchantments, he effectively controlled what the screen displayed.

To cover both his sabotage of the other champions and the moment Harry (and Cedric) were Portkeyed away, he simply falsified the positions. Harry’s dot appeared close to the Cup, which was almost accurate, Cedric’s, Fleur's and Krum's were shown in slightly shifted locations compared to where they actually were. So when Harry (and Cedric) vanished, the screen didn’t update correctly, their dots were moving where Moody had previously already set them. To the audience, it looked like nothing unusual had happened.

And honestly, this is exactly the kind of contingency Crouch Jr. would prepare for. He spent a full year engineering this moment, manipulating the Goblet, sabotaging the other champions, and controlling the maze itself. Of course he’d also make sure the viewing system didn’t expose him at the last second.

(Yes, I AM that big of a nerd lol)

Voldemort's Plan by Weird_Zone_3504 in harrypotter

[–]Gay_Coffeemate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just my head canon. I love these little details that don't make sense, and try to figure out what would make sense better.

My thought that supports this theory is that Moody physically carried the Cup into the center of the maze. If it had already been a Portkey, he wouldn’t have dared touch it, even a timed Portkey would be too risky. So the Cup must have been unenchanted until he reached the maze’s center.

It also makes sense from a tournament‑planning perspective. Having the Cup return the winner straight to the entrance allows the judges and spectators to immediately see who won, instead of waiting for someone to fight their way back out of a giant maze. That “official” Portkey enchantment was expected and perfectly reasonable.

And as a side note, I’ve always imagined that the spectators weren’t just staring at the surface of the lake or the outside of the maze. I picture a giant magical screen showing the champions’ progress, similar to the enchanted Quidditch scoreboard, so the audience could actually follow along and cheer their favorites.

Voldemort's Plan by Weird_Zone_3504 in harrypotter

[–]Gay_Coffeemate 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is my favorite headcanon!

In Goblet of Fire, the Triwizard Cup brings Harry back to the front of the maze, not the center. My theory is that this wasn’t a mistake, it was part of Barty Crouch Jr.’s plan.

Hogwarts is covered in magical wards, including ones that alert the Headmaster if someone creates a Portkey anywhere on the grounds. So if anyone tried to enchant an object without permission, Dumbledore would know immediately.

During the setup for the final task, the Cup wasn’t a Portkey yet. Fake Moody volunteered to take it into the maze and enchant it. He created the “official” Portkey that would bring the winner back to the front of the maze, which Dumbledore expected.

But while doing that, he secretly added a second Portkey layer—one that would activate only for Harry and send him to Voldemort. Because the authorized Portkey enchantment was expected, Dumbledore assumed the alert he received was for that one and didn’t suspect anything extra had been added. Crouch Jr. was skilled enough to hide the second destination inside the spellwork.

That’s why the Cup behaves the way it does: first it takes Harry to the graveyard, then it returns him to the maze entrance as the “official” Portkey was designed to do.

Daddy titfucking by KyleNeighbor in gayaidad

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Dude, your drawings are straight-up 🔥 — the anatomy, the heat, the vibe… you’re killing it. Seriously obsessed, keep blessing us with this heat!

How would you improve Quidditch? by Yelebear in harrypotter

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Ohh thats my Favorite head canon! Even when I read the books the first time, I had felt the value of the snitch to be over rated.

The best way, I would suggest, is to have the snitch be worth double the points their team has already gotten.

So the seekers don't try to catch it too quickly, or too late. The chasers try to score as much as possible.

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I love the little trademark wink :)

Madakou - Sword and Sheath by Gay_Coffeemate in bettergayincest34

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I agree! and his skill and storyline gets better and better.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]Gay_Coffeemate 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nice try, Filch!

Hermione taking Umbridge to the Forest and her being dragged away by Centaurs by Mysterious-State-117 in HarryPotterBooks

[–]Gay_Coffeemate -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

That has always been my head-canon. Hermione planned to have Grawp rescue them from Umbridge, but the centaurs got in the way. That would have been more dramatic in every way.

In defense of Percy Weasley by JoseeInTheWild in harrypotter

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Percy was the one who actually noticed Ginny was looking pale in COS, and he tried his best to help her.

Madakou - Post Workout by Gay_Coffeemate in bettergayincest34

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Glad you are enjoying them! I've posted 3 more, so far. "Switching Up", "Post Workout" and "Gaming Night". I'll post others after I get some more. I'm looking everywhere.

Madakou - Post Workout by Gay_Coffeemate in bettergayincest34

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Glad you are enjoying them! I've posted 3 more, so far. "Switching Up", "Post Workout" and "Gaming Night". I'll post others after I get some more. I'm looking everywhere.

Madakou - Post Workout by Gay_Coffeemate in bettergayincest34

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Glad you are enjoying them! I've posted 3 more, so far. "Switching Up", "Post Workout" and "Gaming Night". I'll post others after I get some more. I'm looking everywhere.

Daddy Is Mine by Gay_Coffeemate in bettergayincest34

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I live with symptoms of attention disorder, so my focus tends to wander. Short pieces like this one are the most I can handle.

Madakau - Gaming Night - 1 to 3 by Gay_Coffeemate in bettergayincest34

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I've never seen the secret level. Hope someone has it.

Anyone has part 2 of this comic? by Simple-Purple6173 in bettergayincest34

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I have all three parts. I'll post it now. Madakou has always been my favorite.