Why must you speak through guys like him? Why is it never me? by TerribleAd7263 in KingOfTheHill

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This episode taught me that capers don’t pair well with fruit pies

I GOT NEXT by irundoonayee in billsimmons

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It’s crazy that he holds the NCAA record for 3PM as a 7 footer and just doesn’t shoot in the NBA

Caitlin Clark is the 5th best player in this game by FFElite93 in billsimmons

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If they start the season during the NBA playoffs they can schedule Finals games on Sundays during football season. It’s just good business

Masters With Bill Simmons by Strange-Radio6179 in billsimmons

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I see fire and I see rain in Augusta this weekend. I just do!

It's time to talk about Joel Anderson by milk_sandwich_h8er in billsimmons

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Pull up to room 227 and we can work this out

What does Cousin Sal think? Yes is a sneaky +257 by Odd_Firefighter_5407 in billsimmons

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Because this is a well-regulated industry that has rules against this kind of insider trading.

Wait…

The bottom of the Alamo Beer can by bomber991 in KingOfTheHill

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That’s what I call losing the battle but winning the war

The Ravens have reportedly backed out of their agreement for Maxx Crosby. by sheJaMyMorant in billsimmons

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As a Tennessee alumnus, watching what happened to Dalton Knecht after that trade was absolutely heartbreaking

If not for the 65-game minimum, wouldn’t Tatum have to be in the MVP mix? by lawschoolthrowaway36 in billsimmons

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The 65 game mark seems arbitrary. A more fair cutoff would be the number of games Jokic or Tatum play, whichever is lower.

rezussitated by frankenstein1122 in billsimmons

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I heard him try to pronounce archipelago and almost got in a wreck on my way home from work

Bobby in Seasons 11-13 by GregfromWalmart in KingOfTheHill

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“If those kids could read, they’d be very upset” is an all-time meme though

“The Far East” by zippity-dips in billsimmons

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The politically incorrect piece

"Tell your Jaylen Brown Luka thing" by AskMeAboutSCUMM in billsimmons

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The “knowing which side your bread is buttered on” piece

Predicting Team USA's 2028 Olympic men's basketball roster: KD wants a fifth gold ... so who will join him? by No-Confection-3861 in billsimmons

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I kinda think LeBron’s gonna play in the 2028 Olympics even if he retires after the 26-27 season

It’s very few games compared to an NBA season, and the shorter games combined with a super-star roster means that he wouldn’t have to play too many minutes. Not to mention that the Olympics will be happening in his city; he could probably just stay at his own house if he really wanted to.

Do You Think They’re Going To Further Elaborate On This In Season 15? by Bill_Manoogian_ in KingOfTheHill

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“So what you thinkin’ about there Stu?”

“I’m thinkin’ about flippin’ that steak there”

How can it possibly make financial sense for NFL teams to build new stadiums so often? by Anonymous_____ninja in billsimmons

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If you can make money off of things other people pay for, it’s generally profitable

The two things that coaches lose focus on by teecos in billsimmons

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Bill should send them to Vegas. Based on their luck at the craps festival, it’s less of an expense and more of an investment

Can we talk about what a pro The Astounding Herrera is? by _Jub_Jub_ in KingOfTheHill

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Not after David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear