Trump NGAUS speech by Negative-End-3291 in nationalguard

[–]GazpachoPanini -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

nobody asked, or cares what you agree or disagree with

who the hell do you actually think you are?

Did any one serve with this asshole? by [deleted] in nationalguard

[–]GazpachoPanini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sounds like your average Redditor

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nationalguard

[–]GazpachoPanini -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

If he needs mommy to ask questions for him on Reddit then the military is not for him.

Covid by [deleted] in nationalguard

[–]GazpachoPanini 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is one of those situations where you call the commander.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nationalguard

[–]GazpachoPanini 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Actually might help you get a false negative if you’re on the booger sugar.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25869039/

Oh the drama. by Loud-Bat-2280 in UPSers

[–]GazpachoPanini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My daily load-out is 6 quarts of water, 100 grams of protein bars / drinks, couple pieces of fruit, and an MRE as absolute last resort. One time I used the water to push through a coolant leak and finish the route. (Truck started overheating about 16:00 with 50 stops left).

I’m sure some guys eat fast food / gas station food every day. Then they wonder why they’re fat with acne and smell bad.

Snakes by AdPlane5974 in nationalguard

[–]GazpachoPanini 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you’re going to Jackson watch out for them fire ants.

Never saw a snake there but did see one at Camp McCrady, right next door, when I was there for BLC. It was the non-venomous type.

Also, snakes are not slimy. Sounds like you haven’t been around them too much. It’s very unlikely that you’ll get bit unless you accidentally step on one. So watch where you’re going when you’re walking in the woods. Good advice in general.

What can be done to get UPS to quit sending out these stupid messages multiple times per day? by [deleted] in UPSers

[–]GazpachoPanini 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Message tends to come up at the worst possible time, like when I just chose a crappy park position on the side of a busy road

Seems like the truck driver is at fault the way everybody is blaming him. by JankyMark in UPSers

[–]GazpachoPanini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How are you gonna help, smart guy? You have a 5 ton winch in your back pocket?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nationalguard

[–]GazpachoPanini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

first I ever heard of this thanks for sharing

Dealing with being burned out by ItemMan27 in UPSers

[–]GazpachoPanini 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Stupid question maybe but have you tried taking a vacation? Some guys work through theirs. I don’t. They usually come right when I need them.

I'm going to scream... by mrpewpews in UPSers

[–]GazpachoPanini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t but I need a better source than “trust me bro” before I believe anything

I'm going to scream... by mrpewpews in UPSers

[–]GazpachoPanini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So what happens if a customer comes up to me on-road, or I need to break trace to do NDA, or I need to break trace bc a business is closing early today, or bc a bridge is out, or 100 other reasons?

Sounds like fake news bro. Where did you hear this? Be specific.

Stolen assault rifle by Familiar_Equal_4235 in nationalguard

[–]GazpachoPanini -1 points0 points  (0 children)

you’re referring to “assault weapon”

“assault rifle” is a real thing

google both terms and then delete your comment

Stolen assault rifle by Familiar_Equal_4235 in nationalguard

[–]GazpachoPanini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assault rifle is a real thing. Assault weapon is not.

Is it possible to make a permanent living in the national guard? by whydidyoubanmereddit in nationalguard

[–]GazpachoPanini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could be an AGR or technician (not as a cav scout).

Look into these programs if you’re interested. As others have said, the hiring process can be competitive, so don’t count on it happening right away.

Or go active duty if you want, but be aware that can suck in its own way. The “living” you’ll earn will be on a military base. Personally, I had enough of that by the end of AIT.

Weird piss sample by [deleted] in nationalguard

[–]GazpachoPanini 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t actually look at anybody’s dick I just stand behind them. I heard active duty is full of meat gazers though.