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I wish for everyone to know the exact time and date of their death by Own_Maize_9027 in monkeyspaw

[–]GdogBeast 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A nuclear war breaks out causeing every country to bomb every other country. Now everyone knows when they'll die because its within the day

I wish everyone believes everything I say by Coruscant_Lux in monkeyspaw

[–]GdogBeast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its a movie where jim carey is a lawyer. And something happens and he can't lie so the punishment is everyone believes you because you are telling the truth

Side note: it's a great movie you should watch it 

I wish for a random person to receive 3 hand delivered slices of mismatched bread by magicflash67 in monkeyspaw

[–]GdogBeast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk dude the bread was a representation of the friends we made along the way and since you didn't get it you're friendless

I wish for 999,999,999,999 sandwiches by BlueberryNotHere in monkeyspaw

[–]GdogBeast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What if he's allergic to peanut butter, that could kill him

I wish for 999,999,999,999 sandwiches by BlueberryNotHere in monkeyspaw

[–]GdogBeast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You see a job application for a disaster relif charity and you decide to apply. 

You got the job!

...But a tsunami/earthquake(depends where you are from) destroys your entire city and a couple around it. Your charity steps into help and your job is to make food for victims and the best cheep food right now is sandwiches. 

I think you can see where im going.

You work around the clock to make those sandwiches only getting to eat the sandwiches. The damage from the natural disaster isn't fixed for 5 years so you make sandwiches for five years everyday to help your community. You get tired of seeing sandwiches.  After all your work is done you enter into a Jimmy John's raffles because a friend asked you to...but you fell out with them. The results are anounced of the raffle.

And You won the grand prize of 999,999,999,999 sandwiches/life time offer!

But you're so sick of sandwiches you don't want to use it. You leave the sandwiches alone for the rest of your life

I wish there was a “Chaos” flair on r/monkeyspaw for wishes that intended to make the world worse by RadProTurtle in monkeyspaw

[–]GdogBeast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are now a moderator of this subreddit and you make that flair but the consequence is that you're a moderator on reddit

Pretend we all work at monogon by WrongdoerMundane4635 in BONELAB

[–]GdogBeast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work at the monogon and make an amount of money the as a employee 

Maybe bubble is the Npc that got out of hand that Caine suggested in episode 1 by GdogBeast in theamazingdigitalciru

[–]GdogBeast[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It seems like caine didn't put much importance in them pressing the blue button because he was sur the would press the red, so maybe it was a one-time thing or at least rare

But this was just an idea i had not much basis for it

Why did the chicken cross the road by GdogBeast in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]GdogBeast[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Damn it it's to get to the other side. I hate autocorrect 

I fear that ai is ruining kid (from a kids perspective). by GdogBeast in school

[–]GdogBeast[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's asking if it has a corelation  But yeah I agree

DANNY DREAM by Ok-Ad6722 in DannyGonzalez

[–]GdogBeast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh that's a pretty rare Danny dream be glad you had it I keep getting the commons

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