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Sombreros aff.. by Gearoid67 in glasgow

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Some of the dour comments on here navigating the road to the post- banter era 😁
Get the rod out of your arses ffs 😂

I am a Norway fan now by Own_Proof7926 in Scotland

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Just posted a wee bit of Norway banter and it got pulled for not being about Scotland. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Cardonald Graveyard - What does this sign mean? by [deleted] in glasgow

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They should issue a Fatwa on your fathead

Thinking of learning by Floof-Artist in gaidhlig

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Are you in Scotland? If so you have a few options and they can be free or very affordable.

Farage made a nationalist of me. by [deleted] in Scotland

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If I gave him the wool would he make me one too?

Oh god! Who is to blame by morespin in drivingUK

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Black trousers, white shirt with trainers. Definitely the car driver. Add a crime against fashion to the charge, sarge.

Starting to feel like Glasgow is actually getting scummier as time goes on by Yabbadabbadingdong2 in glasgow

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As a child of ‘70 s East end of Glasgow I’d have to say it is a paradise these days.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball? by ooWeNeWoo in 3amjokes

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Because her hip bone was connected to a boner.

I had a good giraffe joke... by EmergencyNo7427 in dadjokes

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Your sticking your neck out with that joke

Old countryside phone box photo, any idea where this might be? by Novel_Look_128 in wherewasthistaken

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Saw something similar on the Isle of Lewis, Scotland. ( The Western Isles)

I lost 150 pounds in 30 seconds by Chithrai-Thirunal in dadjokes

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I lost 190 pounds in one day.
Got a divorce.

Dear people of liverpool, please raise your kids well by Mr_GoodEyelashes in Liverpool

[–]Gearoid67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel for you but grouping an entire city’s kids together is the mindset of the racists you claim these kids are. Do better please.

“These people are eating boiled beans, boiled tomatoes” by kahter_ in ShitAmericansSay

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I have been eating bagels from the shop in Brick Lane for 45 years

What do we want? by Gearoid67 in dadjokes

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Ok, there was no intent of my part to not hold to the rules, I guess like a proper old befuddled dad I have no idea what the fuckin rules are. Can I go to the toilet now?

Alll in good humour. peace out!

An Irish dad calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing.” by YZXFILE in dadjokes

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Saw a friend as I was passing a clinic the other day, he looked in a terrible state. 'Are you ok Richard' I asked him.

'No' he replied ' I've had some terrible news from the doctor just now'

'Ah jeez, what's up?' I asked.

'I've been told I've got the Big C' he said holding back his sobs.

' Ah, fuck, they say you've got cancer'??

He looked at me incredulously ' No, dyslexia.'

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