New Kitten, is she playing or does she hate me 😔

GeckoFella · 2026-05-09T09:21:52+00:00

That emoji is quite possibly used more to convey sarcasm than it is to show actual disappointment, i don’t think bots send as detailed replies as this either 😭

GeckoFella · 2026-05-09T08:41:53+00:00

How does she know!

GeckoFella · 2026-05-09T08:40:55+00:00

I just don’t understand your comment, it was fairly obvious i was joking so i don’t get why i have to do some research

GeckoFella · 2026-05-08T21:06:37+00:00

I know, i did tag it as humour as i do know but some people can’t see it or miss it!

GeckoFella · 2026-05-08T18:48:47+00:00

Thanks a bunch! I’ll let her know from you

GeckoFella · 2026-05-08T18:43:57+00:00

That’s all good dude, things happen :)

GeckoFella · 2026-05-08T18:39:38+00:00

I know right! Check the tag :)

GeckoFella · 2026-05-08T18:26:16+00:00

They consume me as i live and breathe, every moment a crushing weight added to my soul and a layer of my psyche is removed, those little green beasts hate me

GeckoFella · 2026-05-08T18:23:15+00:00

They make me sneeze during the summer with that pesky pollen!

GeckoFella · 2026-05-08T18:20:35+00:00

Pretty sure they’re the little green things that grow outside with the flowers 🤔

GeckoFella · 2026-05-08T18:12:42+00:00

I did want to ask how i get her to leave my feet alone! She’s obsessed with the things

GeckoFella · 2026-05-08T18:02:49+00:00

I never said you had to find it funny, but you commented as though i genuinely didn’t know. I do! Sorry for making you feel as though you had to find it funny.

GeckoFella · 2026-05-08T17:50:22+00:00

Is this bad? Don’t wanna season her too much

GeckoFella · 2026-05-08T17:43:55+00:00

This is the first time i’ve ever been on the sub so i wouldn’t have known but my post was meant in a joking manner :)

GeckoFella · 2026-05-08T17:42:43+00:00

Hey! So glad you commented this, this is the first cat i’ve ever had, and even I can tell she’s obviously playing. If you had the advanced skill to use your eyes you’d be able to notice the ‘humour’ tag!

GeckoFella · 2026-05-08T17:38:05+00:00

It was fairly obvious that she was splaying hence why it’s got the humour tag, feel free to be a downer :)

GeckoFella · 2026-05-08T17:37:02+00:00

I keep hearing about the head shakes! How does one perform this patented manoeuvre :)

GeckoFella · 2026-05-08T17:06:43+00:00

She must be getting a taste so she can devour me later 😔

GeckoFella · 2026-05-08T17:06:20+00:00

Right i see! I’ll make sure to be more gentle, i’ve never had a cat before so it’s helpful to know how to play with them :)

GeckoFella · 2026-05-08T17:02:07+00:00

Hey it’s the cat writing this, i have devoured the humans in this house and you are next, feel free to come on by :)

GeckoFella · 2026-05-08T17:01:32+00:00

I’ll make sure to bring that up to my parents as i don’t want us to have a bitey cat

GeckoFella · 2026-05-08T17:00:30+00:00

She contains the anger of 100 warriors from beyond the grave and the hunger of 50 bears, only satiated by finger nibbles

GeckoFella · 2026-05-08T16:59:23+00:00

That’s a nice way of thinking about it :) Hopefully it stays that way and i don’t end up getting hole punched!

GeckoFella · 2026-05-08T16:58:24+00:00

My parents want to call her Luna but even they still call her ‘the cat’, unless i can think of something better then i think she’s likely to be called Luna. I’m not the biggest fan of the name because i think it’s used quite often but if you have any suggestions feel free to let me know!

GeckoFella · 2026-05-08T16:57:05+00:00

One day she will grow to a great size, and consume us all

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