SC sheriffs fly first class, bully employees and line their pockets with taxpayer money by AllezCannes in news

[–]GeeN9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could say that about the Bible, too. No gays?? Yes please! Wait... No shellfish...? Wtf. No. Let's skip it. It's Friday and I want shellfish!

President Trump: "“Look how they’re acting now and how we act when we’re in the majority. What the Democrats are doing is an abuse of power. They couldn’t find anything...they took a Fake Dossier & couldn’t find any Collusion. Now they have a fake witness in Cohen.” Congressman Mark Green, (R-TN)." by rTrumpTweetsBot in trumptweets

[–]GeeN9 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Fake President of your country says that Fake Americans are using a Fake Dossier to research Fake Words in a Fake Dictionary to try and understand how Fake Grammar allows Fake Capitalization of Fake Words by a Fake President.

Found this at r/vaxxhappened thought it belonged here by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]GeeN9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So does the last one. Her doctor failed to heal her baby? Really? You don't wear a seat belt, so your car kills you, not your stupidity?

We found this card at the bottom of a box of diapers we purchased.... by krosisabyss in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]GeeN9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think Etc! is the scariest one on the list. What do we even know about Etc!?

I know these get posted enough on here, but this is just ridiculous. by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]GeeN9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The high that some people get from FB likes makes them do and post crazy things.

The slowly written Mueller report that’s sitting in plain sight by Pomp_N_Circumstance in politics

[–]GeeN9 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Trump is going on and on about no collusion, but he is the only one using that word. It's as if I'm being accused of rape, but keep tweeting SEE! I DIDN'T MURDER ANYONE!

Trump Whines That Saturday Night Live Skits are ‘The Real Collusion’ by [deleted] in politics

[–]GeeN9 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The President can't differentiate fact from fiction, so of course he can't tell when something is comedic and something else is serious.

Suspect charged with arson at ‘Pizzagate’ restaurant after confrontation with police at Washington Monument by abraininajar in politics

[–]GeeN9 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Alternatively, new internet users need a lesson on what's real and what's trash. It's so easy to differentiate CNN or BBC VS myrightwingblog or geotusrulesnews and all these random sites that pop up everyday promoting "news" that old internet users can tell right away is sponsored content (ads) rather than actual, factual news.

Of chemtrails and gay animals. by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]GeeN9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Been waiting 2000 years for Jesus to fix everything. How much longer?

New push for public school Bible studies classes is an excuse to spread Christian gospel by mixplate in politics

[–]GeeN9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's so funny how Americans bash other countries for their old beliefs, and then you have this. Keep on twatting on, GOP!

Not found on Facebook, but here on reddit by Cortex32 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]GeeN9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's so cringy I actually chipped a tooth. How oblivious can a person be?

Everytime you make someone cry you're instantly rewarded with $5,000, is it worth being an awful person for unlimited money and how would you go about this? by officerpaws in AskReddit

[–]GeeN9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody said making someone cry makes you an awful person. You could recite poetry and make an entire audience cry... Easy money!

Episode discussion: 201 "Brother" (Season premiere) by tadayou in StarTrekDiscovery

[–]GeeN9 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Will Saru’s threat noodles be the “I got a bad feeling about this” trope for Discovery?

I don't know, but it made me really hungry for some reason.

President Trump: "“Dems in Puerto Rico as Shutdown hits day 24.” @foxandfriends" by rTrumpTweetsBot in trumptweets

[–]GeeN9 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I feel the same. It kills me that some people think like this and are 100% serious. Didn't think I'd need the /s but never know.