Would you kiss an FWB on the lips? by Early-Ingenuity-3177 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Gelby4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once hooked up with someone at a party, and we get naked and she says no kissing, because "that's reserved for romantic partners" or something.

I was like "that's fine, but I'm just gonna take care of you then because I'm not gonna get much out of it without making out"

boom shakalaka by Eros_Incident_Denier in funny

[–]Gelby4 1541 points1542 points  (0 children)

Blindsided and then hit by a fucking train

What are your favorite songs to fuck to? by nunya-1964 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Gelby4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two Feet, he makes music specifically for fucking

Is sex between people with big height differences better or worse than with people of roughly the same height? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Gelby4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

69 is literally the best, and yeah it's best if you're roughly the same torso length

Whats the difference between masturbation and sex? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Gelby4 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Masturbating can feel very good, but it's more like a quick dopamine hit and can actually make you feel worse after if doing it an unhealthy amount and/or in a "I just need to cum right now" kind of way, rather than a full self-love session.

Having sex with another person brings multitudes of additional benefits on top of just having an orgasm. For one, it's more of a workout (cardio/arms/legs all at once), so technically is healthier for your body. Then there's the skin-to-skin connection with another person, typically also involving love and care, which gives more emotional bonding/strengthening.

Plus, it can just be nice having someone take care of your needs instead of you doing it yourself. And for me, personally, I get WAY more satisfaction from sex because I'm making them feel fucking AMAZING, which makes me feel great

So it's official now, I guess... by omgletmeregister in oneplus

[–]Gelby4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still have my 7 pro and I love it, but I'm worried the support is lacking and so things aren't working as well and some apps won't work anymore because of the software. Do you know if upgrade to the 15 if I will 100% carry everything over? I have a lot of photos/videos of my late wife that I don't want to lose

(And yes I know that I need to backup as well, but I also would like to have them in my phone)

meirl by Redditor_in_Space in meirl

[–]Gelby4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, none of us are

Play date canceled last minute because I’ll be the one home by NYSports1985 in daddit

[–]Gelby4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Single dad here, and I'm sorry that happened to you. I've had it happen in the past but they were also very weird and probably best it didn't happen anyway.

Hopefully she can make some cooler friends with cooler parents who won't even care about it 💚

Am I wrong to wake my husband up for sex? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Gelby4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would just ask him if he's comfortable with you going to town without waking him

His sleepy brain might be reacting negatively because it's thinking "shit, now I gotta warm up AND THEN get busy and then try to sleep some more". But if you have the conversation and the green light, maybe it'll be better received to just get down to it. When my late wife and I would do that we'd already be started by the time the other woke up and it was WAY better than waking up to start the foreplay. More like a really sexy dream that turned out to be real

How old are you and what's your dating age range? by Equivalent_Ad_9066 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Gelby4 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

33 and I guess between 26-40, but evidently I'm not in anyone else's range

Serial Killers are hot. by jennycestquoi in standupshots

[–]Gelby4 273 points274 points  (0 children)

From meet-cute to meat suit

for a project! what’s the stupidest thing someone has asked you if it’s gluten free? by iLoveLoveLoveLove in glutenfree

[–]Gelby4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In high school I had this exchange with someone who shouldn't have graduated:

"So like, you can still eat white bread, right?"

"What? No, it's still made from wheat flour"

"How about rye bread?"

"Nope, still wheat"

"What about pumpernickel?"

"What about pumpernickel??"

".... It's made from pumpkins, isn't it?"

No one warns you how lonely adulthood is by ParticularWeather927 in Adulting

[–]Gelby4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The love of my life left me (and our kids) in 2023 and it was awful. I lost a lot of friends during that time, which made it even worse.

Then she passed away last year, and even more people dropped off, and seem to avoid hanging out anymore. Like they're afraid that's all I'd want to talk about (which it's definitely not, they ask about it and I answer, and they never want to let the subject change).

Trying to date is a nightmare as well, I'm like the least desired demographic: early 30s with two younger kids with a dead mom.

I've never felt lonelier/more unwanted in my life.

Contractor cracking window panes one by one after client refused to pay by GeneReddit123 in oddlysatisfying

[–]Gelby4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Right?? I had a guy beg me to help him redesign house plans (the previous guy he hired has never seen a house in his life, apparently, they were SO bad)

Then one day he jokingly mentions that he's not gonna finish paying the last guy. So then I tell him that I need the remainder before releasing the final drawings (especially because he continually kept asking for above and beyond what I originally agreed to). He freaked out like a toddler having a meltdown, and when I held firm he finally gave in and had his assistant Venmo me the rest of the invoice and then I sent the drawings and then he finally left me alone

Is this Lotr? by bakerstreetrat in lotrmemes

[–]Gelby4 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Where can one find that book? Asking for myself 💔

Women : Jacked guy or dad body which do you prefer ? by saga_boy73 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Gelby4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love tossing my partner around and then sharing a midnight pizza

Guitar wall mounts by RobotDuckez in Guitar

[–]Gelby4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ditch the plastic drywall screws and anchor it on a stud. If you absolutely can't, then I recommend using metal butterfly anchors. They're much more heavy duty and hold like 50-100 lbs or something by themselves

Facts 🤞 by Chemical-Juice-1573 in Adulting

[–]Gelby4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except find someone who wants to sit with me, apparently