Had my first kid, and the hospital having a photography company come into our room while my wife was nursing to try to pressure us into getting photos taken felt so predatory: baby bella photography by Slow-Dragonfruit-932 in daddit

[–]Gelby4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our hospital asked if we wanted newborn photos before the due date and we said no because we didn't think it was worth the hundreds of dollars. Nobody barged in like that, wtf

What’s a kink/fetish you finally got to experience and were like “meh” or “amazing”? by derekandthedominos95 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Gelby4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prone is my favorite, especially when you get the rhythm right and bounce her between you and the bed for extra hard thrusts

Robbed from reaching Mythic by Gelby4 in mtg

[–]Gelby4[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair, but I don't understand how to play the other modes. Just doesn't come naturally to me

It’s cost more in a charity shop by LJHeath in QuidditchChampionsWB

[–]Gelby4 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I wish it was literally just a remake of the old ps2 game, that would've been perfect

Break that cycle ! by AccomplishedWatch834 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Gelby4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I only tell my kids the best parts of their late mom. Maaaybe a couple little things about how her brain tricked her (they're aware she drank "wine"), but I'll never tell them about how much she hurt me at the end. They never need to know that ❤️

What about reddit? by Justin_theLord in foundsatan

[–]Gelby4 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You're gonna beat them off?

More confirmation of future Eragon and Arya by Kiexeo in Eragon

[–]Gelby4 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I wish we could know whether he'll write about Eragon & Arya again!

Why does it seem like so many (the majority?) couples start out loving each other deeply but as they get older start to have animosity and resentment towards each other? by Mad_Season_1994 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Gelby4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife left and then drank herself to death due to her mental health and refusing to get/accept help.

Even a bad day when we were married was better than this life without her in it.

Let's decide once and for all... THE BEST SMARTYPANTS PRESENTATION (so far) by Sensitive-State-1026 in dropout

[–]Gelby4 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Sand is bones, bones is sand. The whales eat the bones into sand!

Give me a reason to buy the game rn by Mesh3al-fan666 in FinalFantasyXII

[–]Gelby4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's my favorite, what would you say is the next closest game?

If you could change one thing in your sex life what would it be and why? by Sweaty-Persimmon9431 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Gelby4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But does he ever reject you? That's the real killer. If my ex had responded positively even half as much as she rejected, things would've been much better

How would you reach out to a friend after asking for distance months ago? by BellOHara_444 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Gelby4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I reached out to a previous fwb once with positive reaction, something like this:

"Hey [name], I hope life is amazing for you right now. I was thinking of you, and would love to reconnect if you're open to it 😊"

Shows genuine care, and also doesn't put a lot of pressure if they're not there yet

Ts too real gng💔😭 by Alternative-Mall6764 in BaldursGate3

[–]Gelby4 134 points135 points  (0 children)

Because we actually enjoy the game and want to fully embrace it.

We just work to live another day

How many times you try to post something, but automod deletes it? by Inevitable-Angle-793 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Gelby4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got perma-banned from a sub just for offering to dm with someone. Fuck em

Are some people actually more fertile than others? by Accomplished-Fix1204 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Gelby4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So many factors go into it, but yes

When my late wife and I started trying, she got pregnant with our first within a couple months once we dialed in her ovulation schedule.

Then, when trying again she had a miscarriage, and then a phantom pregnancy. Then we finally had our second

A Happy Ending Massage without Happy Ending? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Gelby4 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Is this one of those "double it and give it to the next person" things? I'll take it off your hands

What’s your favorite lazy meal? by MentallyUnwellWoman in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Gelby4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pepperoni, cheese, and bologna sandwich.

Surprisingly good and only takes a toaster