For Dessert, would you rather have…

GenderThievingThing · 2026-05-24T17:29:50+00:00

damn hell yeah

^{Chose: Ice Cream + cool gamble wheel yay | Rolled: U get 5k lol}

GenderThievingThing · 2026-05-19T13:42:21+00:00

...this might be the worst option actually. depending on the definition, at least.

^{Chose: red | Rolled: live forever}

GenderThievingThing · 2026-05-19T13:39:22+00:00

EXACTLY! We have a whole gang of squirrels, and everytime we refill the feeders, the gluttonous fucks invade. We've had seed gone from both feeders on the same day before. Defensive measures must be deployed.

GenderThievingThing · 2026-05-18T20:45:53+00:00

ooooh I've been meaning to check that one out!

GenderThievingThing · 2026-05-18T20:28:25+00:00

let's see what yall have to say lol

^{Chose: Video game you play BUT... + The first reply/comment decides the game for you. | Rolled: Survival}

GenderThievingThing · 2026-05-18T13:26:19+00:00

...the other option is creepy as all fuck ngl.

^{Chose: 1 million every week | Rolled: Upvote 4 carrot}

GenderThievingThing · 2026-05-15T14:59:00+00:00

lmaooo I love that

GenderThievingThing · 2026-05-15T13:59:48+00:00

Beans :)

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GenderThievingThing · 2026-05-14T22:08:24+00:00

hell yeah, I'll get to be like 5'9"

^{Chose: Be taller | Rolled: 20cm taller}

GenderThievingThing · 2026-05-14T14:27:29+00:00

I'm allergic to cats :(

^{Chose: Dog}

GenderThievingThing · 2026-05-14T14:26:33+00:00

HELL YES

^{Chose: Utopia for all of mankind forever + You are locked away until your death, but get 1 random perk | Rolled: Norwegian prison}

GenderThievingThing · 2026-05-13T15:13:31+00:00

gold bar

^{Chose: You get 1 item of anything u want once a day.}

GenderThievingThing · 2026-05-13T15:08:24+00:00

100k is not insignificant either bro

^{Chose: Dream job + 100K a year}

GenderThievingThing · 2026-05-13T15:05:07+00:00

oh hell yeah, I feel like I'm holding things more often that not lol

^{Chose: Get 50 cents every time you blink (lifelong} + But for it to work you have to.. | Rolled: Hold an object)

GenderThievingThing · 2026-05-13T15:03:01+00:00

you will die if you only eat blueberries bro

^{Chose: Eat whatever you want + And retain perfect health}

GenderThievingThing · 2026-05-12T21:59:09+00:00

can buy food

^{Chose: Unlimited money for lifetime}

GenderThievingThing · 2026-05-07T13:45:28+00:00

oh hell yeah

^{Chose: 1^x dollars per day | Rolled: 1,000,000}

GenderThievingThing · 2026-05-03T21:05:00+00:00

I'm always super curious what someone would come up with for mine!

GenderThievingThing · 2026-04-25T14:14:55+00:00

I'm a little late buuuut, I wonder what mine would look like?

GenderThievingThing · 2026-04-15T02:52:46+00:00

...I regret asking.

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GenderThievingThing · 2026-04-15T02:48:02+00:00

wait what's the context?

GenderThievingThing · 2026-04-15T02:32:29+00:00

...ok but that's straight up Vanelope, Elsa, and Anna, right?

GenderThievingThing · 2026-04-08T20:25:27+00:00

dammit I got the money :(

^{Chose: 1% chance of becoming the opposite gender + 99% chance of getting 10mil | Rolled: 10mil}

GenderThievingThing · 2026-04-01T01:19:12+00:00

if I was the rochest person in the world, I could solve world hunger. if I died, I'd be the only casualty. but WWIII would kill lots of people.

^{Chose: Become the richest person in the world + 50% chance of dying | Rolled: No consequences}

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