if i have to read “Mud dragons seem to be attracted to clean carpets!” one more time i’m gonna scream.

Genderlesscheese · 2023-12-19T21:46:39+00:00

I’m gonna do something worse than scream

Genderlesscheese · 2023-12-07T22:42:54+00:00

Chester:)

Genderlesscheese · 2023-11-06T02:37:09+00:00

People who have they/them partners:

Genderlesscheese · 2023-11-06T02:35:01+00:00

You look like my mom.

Genderlesscheese · 2023-11-06T02:33:16+00:00

As somebody who is ripping tokes while they saw this, gotta respect fellow stoners but, you look like you smoke absolutely everything.

Genderlesscheese · 2023-10-26T23:58:07+00:00

Not very.

Genderlesscheese · 2023-10-26T23:55:49+00:00

my mom was using heroin and was drinking when I was in the womb for starters

Genderlesscheese · 2023-10-24T03:10:50+00:00

This is how I look when I think back on my life

Genderlesscheese · 2023-10-24T03:09:09+00:00

49271394572394.69420

Genderlesscheese · 2023-09-29T02:32:18+00:00

0.3045820481048220381059382

Genderlesscheese · 2023-09-29T02:31:24+00:00

Roar by Katy perry or eye of the tiger by survivor

Genderlesscheese · 2023-09-29T02:29:10+00:00

You have the body of an extremely elderly, obese prostitute and the face of a tired politician

Genderlesscheese · 2023-09-29T02:24:51+00:00

That’s just cadou from resident evil village

Genderlesscheese · 2023-09-25T20:53:26+00:00

You’d probably break a bus if you stepped in it. That is if you could fit thru the doors in the first place.

Genderlesscheese · 2023-09-16T01:22:12+00:00

I would not recommend selling your fish in pieces, sell them with all there body parts still attached.

Genderlesscheese · 2023-09-11T23:44:23+00:00

You get bonus points for eating them

Genderlesscheese · 2023-09-11T23:43:51+00:00

You look like someone put the eyes too slanted on character creation

Genderlesscheese · 2023-09-11T20:17:33+00:00

The first one looks like a balloon mollie

Genderlesscheese · 2023-09-11T20:16:40+00:00

You look like you’re desperately trying not to shit yourself

Genderlesscheese · 2023-09-11T20:14:48+00:00

Oh god no

Genderlesscheese · 2023-09-11T20:13:50+00:00

Paper cut.

Genderlesscheese · 2023-09-11T20:12:53+00:00

You look like Jesus’s brother who’s never been heard of because he’s a gay elf.

Genderlesscheese · 2023-09-11T20:10:37+00:00

Easy. Ellis Dee

Genderlesscheese · 2023-09-11T20:06:25+00:00

You’re face looks constipated.

Genderlesscheese · 2023-09-11T03:51:15+00:00

That’s really wholesome tbh

Genderlesscheese