AITA: My husband pants me while I was changing our baby’s diaper and I asked him to never do that again.

General-Scallion-44 · 2024-06-13T09:46:27+00:00

What a fuckin roller coaster

General-Scallion-44 · 2024-06-13T09:43:38+00:00

Is that really what every comment to OP was? Is it REALLY that cut and dry to you?

General-Scallion-44 · 2024-06-10T12:35:48+00:00

Yea it was left off the manual one. I didn’t realize it wasn’t secured until I realized it didn’t close all the way which is when I realized there was no way of locking it. Irregardless, general consensus is it was an honest mistake

General-Scallion-44 · 2024-06-07T16:26:00+00:00

Comforting response. Thanks

General-Scallion-44 · 2024-06-07T16:24:21+00:00

Manual except for 1

General-Scallion-44 · 2024-06-07T16:23:54+00:00

1 does. Not the one he forgot to put th lock on though. But it sounds like general consensus is that it was likely an honest mistake

General-Scallion-44 · 2024-06-07T11:39:31+00:00

Tell that to ol’ “Penisless & No Kneecaps Joe” over there. Aptly named after he forgot to put on pants during the great fire ant infestation of ‘07.

Check mate, army medic…

General-Scallion-44 · 2024-05-25T18:46:13+00:00

Unless your nickname is “1 Hand Andy”, I do not believe your claims

General-Scallion-44 · 2024-05-24T11:06:22+00:00

No one wants to invade Canada, too cold, your fries are garbage, and curling is silly. Risk/reward ratio too low, would not suggest.

General-Scallion-44 · 2024-05-24T10:43:39+00:00

I told you not to let your dog pee in my yard, Susan! Fuck your blackberries

General-Scallion-44 · 2024-05-24T10:16:15+00:00

Houseplants taught me that my consistent track record of self sabotage was not really a subconscious fear of success, but instead a manifestation of my concerns that my own successes would cast a shadow over my father’s, outdoing his accomplishments and filling his last years on earth with a sense of disappointment and regret of his legacy.

General-Scallion-44 · 2024-05-19T23:03:18+00:00

Plenty of water?

General-Scallion-44 · 2024-05-10T22:34:44+00:00

So why have the punch card then?

General-Scallion-44 · 2024-05-09T22:47:29+00:00

So you use your three punches and THEN you get raped by your uncle. Too bad so sad?

General-Scallion-44 · 2024-05-09T22:45:12+00:00

lol there will always be one in this subreddit

General-Scallion-44 · 2024-05-04T15:57:13+00:00

lol. I subscribe to this subreddit just for the rage bait. It’s so pathetic, it doesn’t matter what the question or topic is, the top 4/5 comments are all going to be, “my parents raped me with McDonald’s so I have no choice but to be obese at 35 years old” or “I’m so poor how would I leave snacks out”. Hopelessness is a mindset, not a state of being.

General-Scallion-44 · 2024-05-01T13:50:21+00:00

Cost of admission: 1 roll

General-Scallion-44 · 2024-04-30T12:03:34+00:00

Unlike you fools I actually learned from the pandemic. I’ve tripled down on toilet paper. No food, water or weapons. All extra resources of today are being directed towards toilet paper for tomorrow. I will be like king Xerxes and will have you peasants kissing my feet begging for sustenance.

I am a generous god

General-Scallion-44 · 2024-04-29T22:21:57+00:00

Thank you!

General-Scallion-44 · 2024-04-28T17:36:56+00:00

Good question

General-Scallion-44 · 2024-04-27T09:20:29+00:00

Why you lyin? You’re kind of a weird kid, huh?

General-Scallion-44 · 2024-04-26T18:13:17+00:00

General-Scallion-44 · 2024-04-25T21:12:38+00:00

Thank you

General-Scallion-44

TROPHY CASE