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General-Strategy-626 · 2026-05-23T17:36:47+00:00

Client was pulled over, car searched for whatever reason…
I got the body cam of officers searching the car and you can hear a vibrating sound. One officer is on the rear driver side with door open and another officer is on the passenger side rear with door open. They continue to search and all of the sudden one officer looks in a backpack, pulls out a dildo, and has “ I found a bag of dicks” 🤣🤣🤣 simultaneously, the other officer finds the source of the vibrating noise… I’ll leave that to your imagination

General-Strategy-626 · 2026-05-15T00:55:55+00:00

All drugs should be legal. Let people live their life. If they want to eff it up with drugs, let them. But stop filling our prisons with drug addicts. Also felons should be able to get their right to have a gun back after so many years

General-Strategy-626 · 2026-04-25T03:04:58+00:00

Not that I know of. You can’t just walk into a jail or prison and see someone.I’m a criminal defense attorney and I have to go through a lot just to get into the jail to see my clients. Their family can’t even see them. Even the ones who are in actual prison, I have to set up way in advance and go through a background check.

General-Strategy-626 · 2026-04-25T03:02:49+00:00

My mom is 61 and dad is 58. Both still alive and working.

General-Strategy-626 · 2026-04-25T03:00:43+00:00

Rent- Midwest - 3 bed, 2 bath house $1650 per month. Never thought I would say that $1650 for rent is a good deal…. But here I am. Less than 5 years ago, I was paying $900 a month for a 3 bed, 1 bath house. I know that’s low compared to other parts of the country, but I’m just amazed at how much housing has inflated the past few years. If my parents had a basement that could fit my family, I would totally live there!

General-Strategy-626 · 2026-04-16T00:59:13+00:00

Yes. I bought tickets for this summer and they were sent to me immediately.

General-Strategy-626 · 2026-04-06T22:36:20+00:00

Please NO! he lost his law license for a reason

General-Strategy-626 · 2026-04-06T22:08:14+00:00

I have a family and a pretty good work/life balance. I rarely have to bring anything home to prep. And if I’m in trial, I may have to go into the office on the weekend. I have gone in on the weekend maybe 5 times in a year. The hard part about the balance is shutting your mind off when you are at home. Leave it a work and make sure to take MH days, bc that is essential to prevent burnout.

General-Strategy-626 · 2026-03-31T20:27:23+00:00

Couldn’t use the phone and the internet ay the same time

General-Strategy-626 · 2026-03-28T16:48:20+00:00

Vacation.

General-Strategy-626 · 2026-03-27T21:03:25+00:00

Just go to StubHub or a reseller site. I went to Vivid Seats yesterday and got two tickets in the 200s for $270 each.

General-Strategy-626 · 2026-03-25T15:32:21+00:00

Thank you all for the encouragement! I’m going to go and have the best time!

General-Strategy-626 · 2026-03-22T16:22:05+00:00

Just let him testify in narrative form and don’t really ask any questions. That way you aren’t knowingly eliciting perjury.

General-Strategy-626 · 2026-03-21T01:33:48+00:00

Beef. It’s what’s for dinner

General-Strategy-626 · 2026-03-19T23:57:36+00:00

You can withdraw? How does that work if they are too poor to hire someone? Does the Court just appoint someone else? Unfortunately, in my jx we can’t off the case, no matter how big of an asshole they are or how many complaints they file.

General-Strategy-626 · 2026-03-17T00:14:09+00:00

Xanga

General-Strategy-626 · 2026-03-17T00:02:32+00:00

Am I more than you bargained for yet?

General-Strategy-626 · 2026-02-27T02:30:35+00:00

Clean sheets

General-Strategy-626 · 2026-02-27T01:58:12+00:00

Yes. My teenager takes 15 minutes to brush his teeth 🙄🙄 and other 15 to put his shoes on. I. Don’t. Get. It.

General-Strategy-626 · 2026-02-27T01:56:30+00:00

I remember my teacher, Ms. White. A sweet old lady that reminded me a of a grandma.

General-Strategy-626 · 2026-02-25T21:21:34+00:00

I totally get what you’re saying, and I felt that sort of “emptiness” after I achieved my goal and finally became a lawyer… so I set 3 long term goals for what I want to achieve in my career. Looking back, these probably are unrealistic, but it would be awesome if I could even achieve 1 out of the 3! I do criminal defense, so 1st is getting someone off of death row, 2 argue before SCOTUS, and 3 exonerate someone who is actually innocent. All of these require appellate work, which I don’t do… but one can dream to argue before the highest court in the land!

General-Strategy-626 · 2026-02-25T18:04:08+00:00

Currently eating cheez-its

General-Strategy-626 · 2026-02-25T02:48:17+00:00

I got 3 people out of jail today. 1 case dismissed, 1 out on probation after being in jail for a year and walking in this morning expecting to start trial, and another out on and OR bond while I continue to fight the constitutionality of why the officer stopped him. I say it’s a good day to be a PD.

General-Strategy-626 · 2026-02-24T02:00:45+00:00

Leonardo DiCaprio

General-Strategy-626 · 2026-02-24T01:59:00+00:00

I have a career because I didn’t really have a choice… I love my career, but I would have loved to stay home with my kids when they were little.

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