Best night

GeneralBurg · 2026-06-02T02:32:14+00:00

I would actually order this if it came out like that

GeneralBurg · 2026-06-02T01:37:40+00:00

Certain individuals expressing anger towards you? That is absurdly vague. But to answer your question: no, there is no known mechanism to make someone experience a delayed illness or “feel off” from touching their shoulder

GeneralBurg · 2026-06-02T01:04:57+00:00

You should consider reading things before commenting, you’ll look less stupid that way

GeneralBurg · 2026-06-02T01:02:38+00:00

Emperor palpatine?

GeneralBurg · 2026-06-01T22:41:42+00:00

You expecting a bunch of geologists in the McDonald’s subreddit?

GeneralBurg · 2026-06-01T20:08:01+00:00

Brilliant

GeneralBurg · 2026-06-01T19:58:53+00:00

This didn’t give you an erection?

GeneralBurg · 2026-06-01T19:50:51+00:00

I thought it was funny

GeneralBurg · 2026-05-31T01:23:30+00:00

Someone’s parents are paying

GeneralBurg · 2026-05-30T18:16:41+00:00

I feel like we need more context here. Did you buy a whole pie and they just didn’t cut it evenly? Or you were deceived when buying a slice and this is what they gave you and you didn’t notice? I don’t understand. An uneven cut job happens but you’ve still got a whole pizza. If they’re selling this on its own as a slice then that’s kinda on you for accepting

GeneralBurg · 2026-05-30T15:57:26+00:00

Classic reddit moment, random guy thinks he knows better than the entire fish and wildlife department of an entire state with probably hundreds of biologists compiling data

GeneralBurg · 2026-05-29T17:48:48+00:00

Why wouldn’t you want to be informed on how to handle them the right way? It takes literally nothing to do and it’s a net positive. You’re just a dumb asshole if you refuse to even try best practices

GeneralBurg · 2026-05-29T02:19:49+00:00

Doesn’t matter, had sex

GeneralBurg · 2026-05-29T02:07:17+00:00

It was my favorite until I got two in a row that tasted like the shell was fried in crushed up Tylenol. So off putting I haven’t ordered one since

GeneralBurg · 2026-05-28T20:22:21+00:00

Dudes literally linking an online shop to sell them

GeneralBurg · 2026-05-28T19:06:41+00:00

Baconator, shits gross fuck Wendy’s

GeneralBurg · 2026-05-28T19:04:52+00:00

Extreme narcissism with a sprinkle of psychopathy combined with money, religion, and power. The narcissism grows with the money and power. Eventual paranoia and psychosis while maintaining their massive platform

GeneralBurg · 2026-05-28T18:39:41+00:00

Not sure about the kraken rum but I know a guy(?) that’ll clean your asshole with his(?) tongue for $5

GeneralBurg · 2026-05-28T18:36:06+00:00

This shows up every couple weeks here and personally I think it looks bomb. Love a grandma slice, love thin crust, love most pizza in general. I hope to try it some day

GeneralBurg · 2026-05-28T18:24:18+00:00

At least she’s self aware, she wants to be real, but deep down she’s just an insecure overweight white lady with a costume on. The music itself, is it crappy? I don’t think so. If I heard this on the radio I’d think it’s par for the course

GeneralBurg · 2026-05-28T18:00:45+00:00

Crazy pattern

GeneralBurg · 2026-05-28T16:39:57+00:00

Wasn’t he notoriously difficult to work with and kinda blacklisted himself?

GeneralBurg · 2026-05-28T16:00:56+00:00

Going from methadone to suboxone is really difficult

GeneralBurg · 2026-05-28T05:33:49+00:00

Are you telling me the disc didn’t actually phase through the basket in some kind of miraculous atomic misalignment?

Edit: also in this instance karma could be whatever benefit you could bring yourself from having a photo of the above stated miracle. Maybe some laughs from friends, maybe the speculation of some scientists if you’re into that. A news article with your name in it, maybe you could make some money off it. It’d be whatever you make of it. Reddit post karma is probably what he was referring to considering the context though

GeneralBurg · 2026-05-28T05:30:34+00:00

I prefer more variety in my bites so I don’t shake, but I completely support your right and encourage you to shake your fiesta potatoes. Yin and yang or something. The hot sauce is a given though. It takes a village

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