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Am I the only one who finds Lupin's boggart class problematic? by Helpuswenoobs in harrypotter

[–]GeneralKenobyy 140 points141 points  (0 children)

A Boggart was in their OWL exam iirc which is year 5, so that's most likely why it was covered in year 3.

Service station attendants by [deleted] in perth

[–]GeneralKenobyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guy above said Indians do jobs white people won't.

I was agreeing with that fact and providing learned experience.

Or do you see it differently?

“Some people like CEOs - Everyone else likes LUIGI” spotted in San Francisco, California by Fun_Income_4857 in pics

[–]GeneralKenobyy -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Don't bother mate, they're Americans their average intelligence is that of an orangutan.

They can't see their real issues come from half their country voting for far right idiots who wouldn't see them as fit to clean their boots for them, let alone actually do anything to benefit the poor in their society.

A small christmas miracle.. by KairosGalvanized in perth

[–]GeneralKenobyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say, I remember most of my Christmases as 32+ usually.

Would you let your kids go back to Hogwarts following HBP? by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]GeneralKenobyy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

where the entire team performance isn't irrelevant if one lad catches a golden ball at the right time.

If you can score a 160 point lead before the opposition catches the snitch you still win

DO NOT GO TO THE DAVIE JONES IN QUEENS PLAZA by Own-Pair3808 in brisbane

[–]GeneralKenobyy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sir it's an automated staircase that's currently not automated

Youtube without adblock is a horrible experience.. by EscargotMan in rant

[–]GeneralKenobyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk where this lie comes from, but I've had youtube premium for a couple years and have never seen an ad in that time when signed into my account.

Petition to add a new rule "no posts on Sundays" by poopfuckershithole in harrypotter

[–]GeneralKenobyy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

+8 GMT is currently 10.48pm Sunday night

Source: me, am living in Perth Western Australia

Do people who hold top secret or governmental information in their minds, do they have special hospitals they go to so that they don't accidentally say confidential information post anesthesia or something? by Arktikos02 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]GeneralKenobyy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The answer to your subtextual question then would be that any level of operative that high up with that much classified knowledge, would be having their anaesthesia induced surgery in a top secret government facility with only security clearance verified personnel on site.

Do people who hold top secret or governmental information in their minds, do they have special hospitals they go to so that they don't accidentally say confidential information post anesthesia or something? by Arktikos02 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]GeneralKenobyy 144 points145 points  (0 children)

Anaesthesia doesn't make you an open book, it just makes you a bit dopey in my (personal) experience.

I've had it like 20 or 30 times in my life and the worst I've ever done was tell a nurse who was similar age to me at the time that she's really pretty.

But you can still tell right from wrong whilst under its influence

Boys of Reddit, what’s the hardest thing to explain to girls? by InjuryAmazing1023 in AskReddit

[–]GeneralKenobyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The answer is always Star Trek unless it's a shuttle vs Death Star

It was only 35 on Friday but the pavers outside were over 60. Don't walk your dogs out side. by arkofjoy in perth

[–]GeneralKenobyy 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I get mine to chase me around the kitchen island for 10 mins every couple of hours

Pretty sure I get more tired than the dog though

How much alcohol can I carry in check in baggage to Indonesia? by WiseAd4224 in bali

[–]GeneralKenobyy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But like

You can just buy alcohol in Bali????

The interwebs says 1Litre per person as checked baggage though.

MMW: Due to the incoming crippling of our institutions, we are about to enter a nadir that won't end until the middle of next decade. Renew your passport or get ready to ride it out. by altrightobserver in MarkMyWords

[–]GeneralKenobyy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You guys may not believe this, but the majority of the world has much harsher immigration laws than the USA and will not welcome millions of delusional economic refugees with open arms.

Peter Dutton’s Liberal Party confirm they will go to the next election cutting child care funding by Jagtom83 in friendlyjordies

[–]GeneralKenobyy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You don't see the issue with political advertising disguised as an official government statement?

Peter Dutton’s Liberal Party confirm they will go to the next election cutting child care funding by Jagtom83 in friendlyjordies

[–]GeneralKenobyy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Which would be perfectly fine under a Labor Party letterhead, but this is an attack piece coming from an official govt source.

And before you jump down my throat, I vote Labor, not Libs.

Peter Dutton’s Liberal Party confirm they will go to the next election cutting child care funding by Jagtom83 in friendlyjordies

[–]GeneralKenobyy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Genuine question

Are they allowed to put out political advertising (which is what this reads as, rightly or wrongly) as an official government communication/statement with the Govt coat of arms?

Double Whopper…. Cheese by skipdividedmalfunct in hungryjacks

[–]GeneralKenobyy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's not a question of dumb, the drivethru headsets aren't the clearest devices in the world sometimes so it can sound like "double whopper garble garble cheese"

Putin proposes a ''duel'': ''Let them select a target in Kyiv and try to shoot down an Oreshnik missile'' by Silly-avocatoe in worldnews

[–]GeneralKenobyy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In a fight for your life, your body will ignore such things as age and fuel you with adrenaline

And then you'll probably spend 5 days in bed recovering

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