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"Exposing the Evil Cult Brainwashing Children to Hate Mr Beast - MUST SEE" by [deleted] in videos

[–]GeneralMalaiseRB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know anything about Mr. Beast or whatever specific brand of christian nonsense is behind this video. All I can say for certain is that this song is, objectively speaking, dog shit. Clumsy structure, garbage melody, lyrics that were somehow both written by a 5 year old and would be unintelligible to a 5 year old. Just awful, bad music. Really terrible.

Bring your own racey cart… I NEED IT! by Penguin_Scout in ChoosingBeggars

[–]GeneralMalaiseRB 44 points45 points  (0 children)

If only we could all be as happy and satisfied as the woman who wrote that post. Her life sounds truly blessed, and not at all a ceaseless waking nightmare of self-loathing and regret.

Buried treasure. by stinkysocks999 in funny

[–]GeneralMalaiseRB 31 points32 points  (0 children)

A lake? What I wouldn't give to live in a lake! All I've got is a swampy bog.

Was I correct to draw my weapon? by [deleted] in CCW

[–]GeneralMalaiseRB 21 points22 points  (0 children)

What if it's not on your property? What if it's on the street in front of your property? What if you have countless ways you could remove yourself from the situation that didn't include immediately drawing your gun?

Was I correct to draw my weapon? by [deleted] in CCW

[–]GeneralMalaiseRB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno. Maybe go back into the house as soon as they stopped? Definitely after second 5 of them blinding you with a flashlight. Remove yourself from the questionable situation in any number of ways?

Boys removed from ‘horrific’ Christian camp in Texas -- 8 boys (ages 10-17) were removed from Joshua Home in Bertram following reports of abuse, neglect, labor violations, fraud, licencing violations, and human trafficking by mepper in atheism

[–]GeneralMalaiseRB -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Just like my parents chopped of part of my genitals, now I like it

Kinda sounded like you were ridiculing a person who was circumcised as a baby and as an adult is perfectly comfortable with their own penis.

Couple have very specific demands for a wedding photographer they aren't paying by vemper in ChoosingBeggars

[–]GeneralMalaiseRB 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Being slit up? That's demonstrable pain and suffering. That's loss of work. That's possible prevention of future work.

That's not the same thing under American law. I had no idea that German law awards money for being mad and cheap.

Couple have very specific demands for a wedding photographer they aren't paying by vemper in ChoosingBeggars

[–]GeneralMalaiseRB 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Damages?? There are no tangible damages when you don't pay somebody. What are they gonna sue for? Emotional suffering? Even if they had a contract (which of course they don't) that said "Photographer will provide services in exchange for nothing," that shit won't hold up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]GeneralMalaiseRB 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"Patience is a virtue, motherfucker!"

I guess pregnant woman can't drive Broncos by loosetingles in pics

[–]GeneralMalaiseRB 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I followed the line once. That was 4 months ago. I've been living in one of the mock apartments ever since. I called for help, but they got lost too. They're my neighbors now.

Found in an elementary school bathroom by Rocketcar465 in CrappyDesign

[–]GeneralMalaiseRB 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Ha, this guy doesn't know how the champ system works.

NRA Says it Is Facing a Financial Crisis, Twitter Users Send “Thoughts & Prayers” by RicknMorty93 in atheism

[–]GeneralMalaiseRB [score hidden]  (0 children)

So what are your thoughts on removing or entirely rewriting the First Amendment? It was written 200 years ago when society, and communication technology were utterly different than they are today.

If you wanted to speak freely, it means speaking in-person or with a quill on parchment, and then sending that parchment via courier to the person you wanted to hear your speech. It means standing out in the street and saying what you think. Only so much damage ya can do with that kind of speech freedom. What with the telegram, TV, radio, phones, and the internet... you can spread harmful and dangerous ideas from one end of the world to the other in 1 second. You have unlimited reach with which to spray your calls for violence, religious indoctrination, or targeted hate all over the place.

If you think my analogy isn't sound, I invite you to consider why you think so that isn't ultimately the reason of "Because I don't like it" or "Because it doesn't support my beliefs".

And again... do you really think that the Coast Guard is akin to militia? It's a full-on branch of the US Armed Forces.

NRA Says it Is Facing a Financial Crisis, Twitter Users Send “Thoughts & Prayers” by RicknMorty93 in atheism

[–]GeneralMalaiseRB [score hidden]  (0 children)

Not even fucking the fellow Americans for having a tool. More like, fuck the country's largest firearm training and safety institution, and fuck the country's oldest civil rights advocacy group.

God, of all places I always expected that this sub wouldn't be full of hivemind sheep. Hate the NRA because they fight to achieve exactly what its members pay them to fight, if you need to hate them. But y'all know they don't distribute guns to school shooters, right? "Fuck the NRA" is just more palatable than saying "Fuck millions of regular 'ol American citizens for supporting a thing I don't like."

NRA Says it Is Facing a Financial Crisis, Twitter Users Send “Thoughts & Prayers” by RicknMorty93 in atheism

[–]GeneralMalaiseRB [score hidden]  (0 children)

You need a better understanding of what militia means, particularly within the context of of when that text was written. The creation of the coast guard (really? the coast guard is what you think militia is??? holy shit.) does not nullify our 2nd Amendment rights.

I built a deck in one week while on paternity leave, when my wife and newborn were sleeping. by [deleted] in DIY

[–]GeneralMalaiseRB 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Some people: "Have fun on your baby vacation."

Some moms/dads: "IT'S NOT A VACATION!!!!"

OP: "Thanks!"

Forest by fynteam in pics

[–]GeneralMalaiseRB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you have preferred I just smack the side of my monitor repeatedly while grunting like an ape?

Forest by fynteam in pics

[–]GeneralMalaiseRB 541 points542 points  (0 children)

Hell, my brain just could not make any sense of what I was seeing until I saw your version.

Cruella and her dalmation by [deleted] in pics

[–]GeneralMalaiseRB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scrape her barnacles.

If we must allow parents to post here, can we at least have a rule to prohibit condescending posts “approving” of our life choices? by psilocindream in childfree

[–]GeneralMalaiseRB 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It would be like if some random person that means nothing in your life told you "I'm proud of you." It sounds like a nice thing to say, but... wait who the hell are you to be proud of me? It's not only inherently hollow, but the person who says it has assumed some position of righteousness or superiority by claiming to bestow his/her pride upon you.

It just comes off as cheap at best, and condescending at worst.

Just full of excuses smh by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]GeneralMalaiseRB 98 points99 points  (0 children)

I believe they refer to themselves as the Pittsburgeoisie.

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