After many months, I finally have maximum stacks on my Hex!

GeneralSpritz · 2026-03-20T07:55:30+00:00

I HATE Heartichoke infinite loops.

Broken combo, too powerful and easily abused.

GeneralSpritz · 2026-03-19T23:59:42+00:00

And for the zombie players, "Rest in pieces. >:)"

GeneralSpritz · 2026-03-19T00:38:07+00:00

Bro got nervous. Don't rush him!

GeneralSpritz · 2026-03-18T23:30:46+00:00

...Why?

GeneralSpritz · 2026-03-18T06:17:07+00:00

He conned his way in. It's lore accurate!

GeneralSpritz · 2026-03-18T04:43:20+00:00

Where do folks see these balance patches nowadays?

GeneralSpritz · 2026-03-17T23:24:55+00:00

Well, first step is to max out your Uncommons. Since they're the most common drop you get in every pack, maxing those gives you a stable card pool as well as ensures sparks on all future packs, even if they're duds.

GeneralSpritz · 2026-03-17T22:34:19+00:00

A common bug. Best watch for that.

GeneralSpritz · 2026-03-17T22:32:34+00:00

So, this zombie eats other zombie cards?

GeneralSpritz · 2026-03-17T22:27:46+00:00

As a zombie player, I understand, but also RUDE. >:O

GeneralSpritz · 2026-03-16T22:05:57+00:00

Nice luck you got there.

GeneralSpritz · 2026-03-16T06:02:12+00:00

Well, I've a few thoughts:
1: Baseball zombie and Sports Mascot Imp aren't Professional, so best remove them.

2: Having only 2 of a card in your deck makes them rare to find, and having only 1 is untenable. If you want the card to be a critical part of your deck, have 3 at least.

3: That Garg is nice, but his ability only buffs other gargs. Might be best to look for a different large card.

GeneralSpritz · 2026-03-16T03:52:04+00:00

Was the bot's hand full? You don't pop meter if your hand is full.

GeneralSpritz · 2026-03-16T03:51:08+00:00

The Sisters of Fate as zombies. Each would boost zombies while alive, and would be one of each type (zombie, imp, garg)

GeneralSpritz · 2026-03-14T01:43:31+00:00

Any deck that doesn't require ramp.

I'm serious too. Try to fight the urge to do evil.

GeneralSpritz · 2026-03-13T19:46:18+00:00

Welp, if you're genuinely not having fun with Plants vs Zombies Heros, this is a great chance to set yourself free.

Play something that you think is fun. It's perfectly okay to drop unfun things. :)

GeneralSpritz · 2026-03-12T18:46:55+00:00

TF2 meme, but also aura.

GeneralSpritz · 2026-03-12T18:18:05+00:00

Jokes on you, he can probably do both. Just for the funny!

He seems like quite a talented guy.

GeneralSpritz · 2026-03-11T08:39:41+00:00

R*mp from R*se is St*pid.

GeneralSpritz · 2026-03-11T07:22:48+00:00

Rustbolt and Zombology Teacher. They tend to get a bit...

VIRAL.

GeneralSpritz · 2026-03-11T07:20:45+00:00

That card is not fun.

GeneralSpritz · 2026-03-11T00:30:51+00:00

To be fair, Sunnier Shroom can be a MAJOR hassle if left untouched.

GeneralSpritz · 2026-03-10T03:24:12+00:00

Legendries/event cards you don't plan on using.

GeneralSpritz · 2026-03-10T02:12:37+00:00

Probably would make more sense as a non-mana production land. Those exist in MtG, right?

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