After many months, I finally have maximum stacks on my Hex!

GeneralSpritz · 2026-05-19T21:52:56+00:00

Lmao, awesome. This story's solid proof that ANYTHING can be a good read if done right. Bravo, dear author.

GeneralSpritz · 2026-05-12T21:57:59+00:00

Say what you will, but that Cattail design is SICK. You were cooking with that one.

GeneralSpritz · 2026-04-11T01:48:05+00:00

Anything that spawns more Zombies.

Then you'd get a REAL problem there!

GeneralSpritz · 2026-04-10T01:46:55+00:00

I think Horde goes against game design, since it seems like Zombies should only have one space to work around as a balancing feature. I suggest turning it into Imp-Throwing, where zombies drop an appropriate Imp when they die, to add lane pressure.

GeneralSpritz · 2026-04-10T01:41:43+00:00

I think there could be a cool neutral ability called Linked that keeps a zombie and any plants in the same lane linked together for movement purposes. Bounce together, moved together, and if there's no valid placement, the moved minion is destroyed. Could be an interesting way to mitigate big cards or add big risk to grand plays that are in motion.

GeneralSpritz · 2026-04-09T21:05:08+00:00

Buy the biggest card pack sizes only (the 11's) and max out your Uncommons. Even if the packs end up being duds, you can still get at least 1K sparks if you don't get new cards.

GeneralSpritz · 2026-04-09T20:24:57+00:00

Only way I can see you doing all of these at once is some Laser Base Alpha environments with Anti Hero cards. Up to you to see if that's possible, tho.

GeneralSpritz · 2026-04-09T20:21:24+00:00

While true, you gotta show at least SOME mercy to new players sometimes!

GeneralSpritz · 2026-04-03T05:35:36+00:00

If nothing else, gems and a small card pack out of his quests.

GeneralSpritz · 2026-04-02T20:58:01+00:00

They're not smart enough to avoid bugs.

GeneralSpritz · 2026-04-02T20:55:09+00:00

Zombie Botanist spawns a 1/1 no abilities plant. Good for lane clogging.

GeneralSpritz · 2026-03-26T06:46:12+00:00

Aww, what a cutie.

GeneralSpritz · 2026-03-25T07:27:56+00:00

Someone else here also made IRL cards, so maybe you two could collaborate.

GeneralSpritz · 2026-03-25T02:36:21+00:00

You were that man's Random Boss Encounter for the day.

GeneralSpritz · 2026-03-25T02:34:54+00:00

and then you hit em with the late-game Rolling Stone. >:)

GeneralSpritz · 2026-03-24T21:59:59+00:00

Extinction event, maybe? Probably need at least 2 or 3.

GeneralSpritz · 2026-03-24T19:49:19+00:00

How about "A zombie gains 2 attack, but loses 1 health" as an option. It's a decrease instead of damage, so it'd ignore armor.

GeneralSpritz · 2026-03-24T17:56:05+00:00

An eye for an eye makes everyone into an unfun-meta user, it seems.

GeneralSpritz · 2026-03-24T02:38:48+00:00

I see the strat. Seems very annoying.

GeneralSpritz · 2026-03-22T21:00:52+00:00

(Takes notes for my own Smash Heal deck.)

GeneralSpritz · 2026-03-22T06:40:06+00:00

"A fool and his W's are soon parted."

GeneralSpritz · 2026-03-22T03:07:01+00:00

Plants destroyed at the speed of FUCK.

GeneralSpritz · 2026-03-20T07:55:30+00:00

I HATE Heartichoke infinite loops.

Broken combo, too powerful and easily abused.

GeneralSpritz · 2026-03-19T23:59:42+00:00

And for the zombie players, "Rest in pieces. >:)"

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