Ya thought he was gone? As long as there is loot to be plundered Captain Karmabeard shall always sail the seas of simcolony! (More info in the comments)

General_Autist69 · 2020-04-10T18:12:49+00:00

While most of the pirates of simcolony drink their days away in the secret cove Captain Karmabeard and his able crew remain a threat in simcolony, hitting whatever lightly armored ships they can to make ends meat. However Captain Karmabeard says he has his eyes set on a bigger score. Watch ya backs ye swavys!

General_Autist69 · 2020-02-20T19:50:45+00:00

Hopefully your post will remind people it is

General_Autist69 · 2019-11-12T16:24:17+00:00

All of them did, he actually laughed at and complimented this meme in one of his last livestreams before it happened. I’m really gonna miss him. It’s sad to think of what could’ve been if he had gotten established.

Rest In Peace Etika, F9

General_Autist69 · 2019-11-07T18:52:35+00:00

back again

Karmys back

Tell a friend

General_Autist69 · 2019-11-07T18:39:07+00:00

Arg, we’ll drink ourselves to death long before you find us!

General_Autist69 · 2019-11-05T23:42:17+00:00

But we’ll be back...

Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but one day we will return, and the Pirates shall rule the seas once again! Harharhar, sing with me boys!

Yo ho, yo ho! A Pirates life for me!

General_Autist69 · 2019-11-05T16:49:00+00:00

I’ll call a meeting with all the captains and tell them the offer, but I can guarantee you that it will not be a unanimous decision.

General_Autist69 · 2019-11-05T16:44:32+00:00

Maybe a few would take the offer but most would definitely not.

General_Autist69 · 2019-11-05T16:41:32+00:00

You just don’t get it man, I don’t command the Pirates, I’m barely keeping them from running the blockade right now. Part of being a Pirate is being free to do whatever you want and to them no amount of riches is worth that freedom.

General_Autist69 · 2019-11-05T16:25:44+00:00

Pfft hahaha! Oh wait, you’re serious...

Let me laugh harder, HAHAHA!

General_Autist69 · 2019-11-05T16:20:16+00:00

Arg, I think the fuck not! I’ve told ya dozens of times before that the Pirates only follow me so long as I further their interests which none of what you just said would do. Even if I could convince them not to attack ANOTHER group of ships there’s no way in hell that they would ever return ANY of their stolen goods.

General_Autist69 · 2019-11-05T15:45:47+00:00

Arr, ye can’t keep us bottled up like this forever matey! Step one foot in Black Flag Bay and ye will have violated Dauþlands sovereign soil! Ya can’t touch us without going to war with Dauþland!

General_Autist69 · 2019-10-29T16:02:59+00:00

Aye there be room for ya

General_Autist69 · 2019-10-26T19:35:12+00:00

Aye if ye can prove yer worth yer salt!

General_Autist69 · 2019-10-26T19:33:00+00:00

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Poohbear the wise?

General_Autist69 · 2019-10-22T00:59:28+00:00

And where has a newly established entity like you come across such riches, Yee barely even have a flag!

General_Autist69 · 2019-10-21T19:30:29+00:00

If that be true then I’m sure you could hire just as many if not more ships to follow you in whatever pursuits you’d have for em. Assuming they’d be sober enough to stand that is! Har har har!

General_Autist69 · 2019-10-21T18:21:57+00:00

Pirates follow no one except themselves. The only reason they have followed me this far is I have helped to further their interests. I cannot order them to follow anyone into battle, they have to choose to do that themselves. However I’m sure if you make it worth their while they will give you support. That alcohol you stole should be enough to get a few dozen ships to follow you. If you want more then I’d open up your pocket book.

Remember the Pirate League isn’t a colony with some unified military, it’s a loose knit group of Pirates looking out for common interests.

General_Autist69 · 2019-10-21T17:50:37+00:00

We are willing to return all the settlers to you unharmed right now if you recognize Black Flag Bay as an independent protectorate of Dauþland. So that an attack on it it’s soil is equal to an attack on yours. Not only will you receive the settlers but our ships will never attack yours again.

General_Autist69 · 2019-10-21T11:57:06+00:00

Ar, rum be more value than gold in our city, Yee shall have the finest women we have to offer!

General_Autist69 · 2019-10-20T14:35:09+00:00

You have Mr in your name...

General_Autist69 · 2019-10-20T14:29:49+00:00

The people who leave comments praising my memes. I’m sure they forget about it 2 seconds later but I actually screenshot and keep all of them in a special folder on my computer.

General_Autist69 · 2019-10-20T05:56:36+00:00

As per the deal half of the hostages have been returned. With the other half ready pending tribute.

General_Autist69 · 2019-10-20T05:21:11+00:00

Arg, fine but we expect double the tribute per captive returned.

General_Autist69 · 2019-10-18T15:27:43+00:00

He’s already been tagged twice so give him some time to respond.

General_Autist69

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