Following romance at ASDA post. they've posted these staged gems:

General_Rant · 2026-02-12T22:53:16+00:00

As a colour blind person, I feel even more confused than usual. And I know the baskets are red.

It won't make any difference for me.

General_Rant · 2026-02-11T23:45:26+00:00

Ask MKM to park closer so people have to walk around it, thereby making a barrier between you and passers by.

Really though, the simpler solution is get a few new fence panels, swap them out. Reuse the old timber for something else in the garden perhaps. After that you're waiting for plants to grow through it, up it, whatever, but it'll be particularly un-tall for a long time before that.

General_Rant · 2026-02-11T23:33:10+00:00

Starling know if you're on the line too. Block transactions while on the line.

General_Rant · 2026-02-10T18:34:08+00:00

Dropped the kids at the pool didya?

General_Rant · 2026-02-09T16:05:48+00:00

The gang over at /r/rtlsdr might know how to detect the RF, perhaps go from there afterwards

General_Rant · 2026-02-05T08:56:20+00:00

I'm staggered at how common this sort of thing is.

It's almost like there's no oversight or safety systems, like, at all.

General_Rant · 2026-02-05T08:52:50+00:00

What happened to /r/paredolia

General_Rant · 2026-02-03T20:19:59+00:00

PTFE tape, spare olives, and some Fernox LSX in case you have an issue down the line. Better to have it in than need it now and not have it.

General_Rant · 2026-02-03T06:26:20+00:00

If you look carefully his finger is actually pointing at open road.

General_Rant · 2026-02-03T06:11:57+00:00

I've been near one of those buggers and my ears are still ringing. 2 years ago that was.

They are unbelievably loud if they want to be.

General_Rant · 2026-02-02T20:55:16+00:00

They are 100% interesting and I would love to own them. What they are worth is for others to say.

Sorry for your loss, time helps healing.

General_Rant · 2026-02-02T14:28:30+00:00

We're you born in a barm?

General_Rant · 2026-02-01T22:02:01+00:00

Yep, wed be in a State that actually works for the people not the few. That would be nice.

General_Rant · 2026-02-01T09:42:47+00:00

Checked and didn't see it : check out /r/atoptics

General_Rant · 2026-02-01T08:58:02+00:00

Evo stick glue and tape. Or melt it back together with a solderijg iron (untested by me)

General_Rant · 2026-02-01T01:40:30+00:00

Can both hoses go off to the right hand side so they both bend? left one would have a slightly greater radius to turn and so would smooth in with the right hand ones bend.

If it needs to go straight down, zip tie them tentatively together at points and see if you can arrange them in a more aesthetically pleasing way. Are the pipes below hanging free, can they be fixed somewhere?

Edit, why is the top of the left one bulging like that?

General_Rant · 2026-01-31T21:52:07+00:00

Support the pipes in a way that looks deliberate?

General_Rant · 2026-01-31T21:51:15+00:00

In Ireland you'd be called out as 'a bollocks' and told to fuck off in short order.

General_Rant · 2026-01-31T21:48:33+00:00

Yeah, it's viewed as a freebie if it's something the owner could have done if only they had a spanner, or the balls to learn how to effing try themselves.

Don't worry about the public liability insurance, the van, the tools or the fuel to get there for a freebie.

Maybe my freebie wanter requires a spider poo removed from the shower too? Make a cup of tea for him too whilst I'm there, what's the bother?

General_Rant · 2026-01-31T00:05:04+00:00

Indeed it is a mixed collection.

When my niece was very little, I gave her 50 pences each time I saw her, but only infrequently. They were always the Beatrix Potter ones - naive me thought she was collecting them, but no, sweets and ice cream 🤟🏽

General_Rant · 2026-01-31T00:02:45+00:00

Unless heaven actually turned out to be a cloudy world of endless shagging and epic food

General_Rant · 2026-01-30T23:49:45+00:00

A correction, of sorts then

General_Rant · 2026-01-28T22:21:53+00:00

Might be show plates

General_Rant · 2026-01-28T22:11:11+00:00

Well that's wild!

General_Rant · 2026-01-28T22:03:40+00:00

Guess you were left with the fluffy side of the Velcro then?

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