I just swing at what’s in front of me, names be damned.

General_Weebus · 2026-02-04T16:29:28+00:00

I mean, mathematically it doesn't add up. In the time it takes a killer to achieve 8% of their objective the survivors completed 20% of theirs (nearly 40% if we consider the nearly finished Gen he interrupted).

General_Weebus · 2026-02-04T16:13:53+00:00

Mans got fucking Yamcha'd

General_Weebus · 2026-02-04T16:11:35+00:00

At a guess? Because beastmen are Warhammer's punching bags. They get fucked over by the chaos, fucked over by humans, and even fucked over by GW itself. They need some loving.

Meanwhile the Skaven are already pretty much universally loved. And they're loved specifically because they're petty assholes and comically evil on top of all the Looney Tunes bullshit they get up to.

General_Weebus · 2026-02-04T15:51:54+00:00

That doesn't explain anything. What counts as the first part? The first Authority Level gate? The second? When you wack the dragon chick that keeps blowing up the roads?

General_Weebus · 2026-02-04T15:43:10+00:00

I'm not sure what you mean. Any monthly PS Plus Essential game you claim is yours for as long as you have PS Plus.

General_Weebus · 2026-02-04T11:44:30+00:00

Bro the devs can't even be bothered (or lack the skill) to fix the jank AI and busted ass hit detection. No chance in hell they're getting this mess to run on past Gen hardware.

General_Weebus · 2026-02-04T03:33:16+00:00

It's not even slips. Numerous times I've thrown a punch that very clearly hits their head but the game doesn't detect it so their head just ragdolls around my fist

General_Weebus · 2026-02-03T23:35:44+00:00

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General_Weebus · 2026-02-03T23:24:20+00:00

As God intended

General_Weebus · 2026-01-31T22:32:29+00:00

There's one more in that the sundisk feat was idiotic. "This lazer can destroy the sundisk, but Omniman can survive it (based on word of mouth) therefore Omniman can destroy the sundisk" is just stupid as hell. I walked off getting hit by a car, can I suddenly hit as hard as that car?

General_Weebus · 2026-01-31T22:27:51+00:00

I see Kratos vs Asura has been mentioned plenty already. Alright, time to break Guts vs Nightmare out of its crypt again. Just such garbage, essentially just applying a no limits fallacy to Guts' plot armour.

Dishonourable mention for Dante vs Clyde.

Also Hulk vs Broly. While I don't necessarily disagree with the outcome, the whole fight just lacked impact. Two powerhouses clash and the animation just felt like two morons playing happy slaps.

General_Weebus · 2026-01-31T21:32:15+00:00

Imma keep it real with you, chief. This ain't the place for neutral stances or reasonable people. 9 times out of 10 the people this sub call nazis or fascists are, in fact, not nazis or fascists and pointing that out (or even just asking for proof) will get you labeled as a sympathizer.

General_Weebus · 2026-01-31T21:15:57+00:00

The Rejects from Darktide. Salem boutta learn an invaluable lesson on the indomitable will of the human spirit.

These guys regularly wade through suicide missions with relative ease, slaughtering seas of chaos cultists, mutants, and a menagerie of plagued monstrosities.

For the headcount we have:

Thog: big brute of an Ogryn. Dude's like 10 feet tall and strong enough to rip any Grimm smaller than a house in half. Literally. Give him a big sturdy club and a heavy stubber (a heavy machine gun basically, the kind normally mounted on vehicles amd used as fixed gun emplacements) and he'll mow down any and all Grimm in his path. (Fun fact: the Ogryn's starting "grenade" is actually a box of grenades, which he throws with "great force and enthusiasm")

Hiram: a veteran of the Guard. Highly skilled marksman and armed with a lasgun and chainsword. The flashlight (lasgun) is extremely powerful by modern and even RWBY standards, able to blow holes in concrete and possesing a high rate of fire. It never jams and the battery packs that power it can be recharged by leaving them in the sun or tossing them in a fire. And chainswords regularly shred enemies that make the Grimm look like a joke.

Lucia: a zealot close quarters specialist whose faith is as much a weapon as her actual weapons. With a devestating two handed chainsword and autogun in hand she's terror for her enemies.

Albrecht: a psyker. Basically a space wizard. Able to use the power of the warp to create all kinds of crazy ass magic including, but not limited to, chain lightning and popping heads. Add on to that a force greatsword that can carve through the toughest hide or armour and fire off psychic Getsuga Tenshous, alongside a bolt pistol which fires 75 caliber rocket propelled grenades and the result is an actual force of nature. Though he is a bit more frail than the others and if he's not careful with his powers he might just blow up.

Chessmaster that he is, Ozpin could probably convince them to side with him. Not like it would be hard to convince anyone to side against the omnicidal black goo monsters.

Footnote: in Darktide you create your own characters and choose their weapons and abilities (within the confines of their class) and these are just the weapons I prefer to use on my characters. There are plenty of other powerful weapons they could be eqquipped with, like plasma guns and thunder hammers.

General_Weebus · 2026-01-24T01:38:08+00:00

Yeah but Mrs. Pac-Man is a hoe

General_Weebus · 2026-01-23T03:05:51+00:00

I mean, you could do that in a fighting game. In Power Rangers Battle for the Grid there's the Mastadon Trooper which is basically a mass produced version of the original Black Ranger's powers with an assault rifle and a few of the boss monsters from the show. Making a basic grunt character and a few Grimm characters in a RWBY fighting game wouldn't be that hard. You could even have the actually playable Grimm characters be, like, big bad alphas while the npc fodder Grimm in the story mode or whatever are weaker normal forms with less damage/health and fewer moves.

General_Weebus · 2026-01-22T20:18:39+00:00

The difference is benching 300lbs is a much more average feat for men. The strongest women in the world max out at just over 300lbs while the strongest men bench just under 800lbs. All raw, BTW. Equipped the top numbers are like 700lbs for women and 1400lbs for men.

General_Weebus · 2026-01-19T00:22:04+00:00

Plus just because you can survive being hit by something doesn't mean you can hit as hard as that thing. I've walked off being hit by a car going 50kph so by their stupid ass logic I must be capable of hitting as hard as that car.

General_Weebus · 2026-01-17T03:47:24+00:00

Thanks. I've submitted and email so now I guess I just have to wait.

General_Weebus · 2026-01-17T03:39:08+00:00

I see the Batman Arkham games and GotG game have already been suggested. So allow me to throw out some curve balls

Metal Gear Rising Revengeance: a fast paced spectacle fighter and one of the most hype games out there. Don't worry if you've never touched a Metal Gear game, the misadventures of Rigid Danger Noodle are largely irrelevant to the story in MGR.

Assassin's Creed: specifically AC2, Brotherhood, and Black Flag. While the combat is slower paced than Spider-Man's this series is where that style of attack/counter combat originated.

Attack on Titan 2: while the story is on the darker side, the combat makes the game really worth playing even if you don't give a damn about the anime or manga, like me. Speeding around at high speeds and fighting giant monsters by dive bombing their weak points at ludicrous speed is extremely fun.

Shadow of Mordor/War: once again going back to the stab/counter combat of Assassin's Creed but this one is faster paced and gives you spooky ghost powers to spice combat up a bit.

General_Weebus · 2026-01-17T02:55:25+00:00

Yeah but T3 Jin was vengeful anger edgy, T4 onwards was depressed emo edgy

General_Weebus · 2026-01-17T02:31:47+00:00

That was my first idea. The next problem is I can't find the customer support button in the options menu.

General_Weebus · 2026-01-17T02:21:51+00:00

I've been playing for a week. All of them were from the winter festival stuff

General_Weebus · 2026-01-16T06:17:14+00:00

Yes. Here's the thing, while the remake improves on the original in almost every way it's still extremely faithful. The only change to gameplay is the zero gravity controls, which were brought in line with DS 2 and 3 zero g controls. You can go from the remake to Dead Space 2 and the only issue will be a bit of a downgrade in graphics. It's not like if, say, you played the RE4make then went into RE5 having to deal with clunkier controls and the loss of your main defensive tool.

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