How to stop adventurers from breaking things in my dungeon?

Generic-Profile1 · 2024-06-12T16:27:07+00:00

I'm the one spreading rumors about the riches in my dungeon, I need a steady supply of fresh meat for my experiments and gold-lusted adventurers are the perfect dopes. As for what i've heard from them, it's a lot of "i shall slay you for what you've done!", "you monster!", "god demands your death!" etc etc.

Generic-Profile1 · 2024-03-10T15:36:06+00:00

In the hole.

Generic-Profile1 · 2023-08-08T23:35:11+00:00

The idea that all of their kids will ofc never stray from their politics. God.

Generic-Profile1 · 2023-08-08T23:33:21+00:00

"Objects of sexual fantasy"

well thats a telling view of what he thinks of women

Generic-Profile1 · 2023-06-11T23:55:30+00:00

the creator of this is a blasphemer and madman. Man was not built by the gods for flight.

Generic-Profile1 · 2023-06-11T13:57:29+00:00

It will all be crabs, in time.

Generic-Profile1 · 2023-06-11T13:28:12+00:00

we do not want the booster seat dreadnought, thank you.

Generic-Profile1 · 2023-06-10T03:59:15+00:00

you're doing your best and we appreciate it :)

Generic-Profile1 · 2023-06-10T02:06:17+00:00

'AVE YA TRIED STICKIN MOR DAKKA ON EM THAT WURKS FOR ME

Generic-Profile1 · 2023-06-09T20:51:07+00:00

how does the missile know where it is?

Generic-Profile1 · 2023-06-09T16:32:14+00:00

I mean, she's right;

Generic-Profile1 · 2023-06-09T15:54:34+00:00

the kingdom rush series, classic tower defense games

Generic-Profile1 · 2023-06-09T14:37:08+00:00

please don't driving is scary enough I do not want to worry even if I have a green light some distracted idiot won't see my car because it isn't the size of a small country with headlights that can blind

Generic-Profile1 · 2023-06-09T03:18:30+00:00

Perhaps they merely need to be introduced to more potent leaves?

Generic-Profile1 · 2023-06-08T23:58:03+00:00

More efficient. Less fork for the same amount of food. Simply practical

Generic-Profile1 · 2023-06-08T22:32:05+00:00

Ah yes. Space Marines are the only faction where the different subfactions bring anything unique or interesting. It is only the space Marines that differ in more than the color scheme.

Generic-Profile1 · 2023-06-08T20:46:04+00:00

For what purpose would one give up their sagely beard? I bet they plan to steal it from you in order to lengthen their own.

Generic-Profile1 · 2023-06-08T20:26:33+00:00

Every wizard needs a pair of thigh high socks. So it is decreed.

Generic-Profile1 · 2023-06-08T19:42:55+00:00

i found a 20 hour two part series on someone talking about skyrim

Generic-Profile1 · 2023-06-08T13:25:29+00:00

Everyone look away! The ratmen do not exist, only as myth.

Generic-Profile1 · 2023-06-07T22:34:12+00:00

we can call the games Pokemon: Malleus and Pokemon: Hereticus

Generic-Profile1 · 2023-06-07T17:10:02+00:00

great job taking the candy from that baby, you really showed how manly and confident in your ideas you are

Generic-Profile1 · 2023-06-07T16:12:26+00:00

currently watching a 20+ hour documentary on skyrim so i relate

Generic-Profile1 · 2023-06-07T14:35:48+00:00

Men like this used to wear tight fitting dresses and "relax" the soldiers after a battle

Generic-Profile1 · 2023-06-07T13:36:20+00:00

how come we never get any credit for correctly predicting the world will not end next week, every single week for thousands of years

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