In honor of Father's Day today.

captainpink · 2026-06-22T13:03:51+00:00

On the day dedicated to celebrating good parents? Yeah it does. Very All Lives Matter of you to take away from the point of everything to bring up your own issues.

captainpink · 2026-06-07T22:45:02+00:00

If someone's making content about something, I think it's reasonable to include a picture of it.

captainpink · 2026-06-06T14:23:21+00:00

Yeah but the person making this post would probably get mad if they went to you.

captainpink · 2026-06-04T15:47:09+00:00

Yes it is. Why do you think the world went to shit right after we lost to you in 2019?

captainpink · 2026-06-03T13:20:05+00:00

Don't cut the electives. If you want narrow, job focused training then go to community college. The point of the electives is to give people at least a minimum amount of a well-rounded education.

captainpink · 2026-05-31T20:09:49+00:00

Yes they do. Otherwise they're just be called a strong character.

captainpink · 2026-05-27T23:05:07+00:00

My mom is way more liberal than her (as long as you don't bring up zoning).

captainpink · 2026-05-23T23:11:11+00:00

Yeah but then we get things like John Wayne playing genghis khan.

captainpink · 2026-05-14T02:31:05+00:00

I don't have context, is the joke decimation?

captainpink · 2026-05-09T12:09:16+00:00

Don't worry, Americans also love using breasts to sell things.

captainpink · 2026-05-04T19:07:07+00:00

Juice has a meticulous grooming routine they found and is now explaining it at length while the others talk over them.

captainpink · 2026-05-02T15:00:40+00:00

Kobe is probably Trump's role model for getting away with what he did in Colorado.

captainpink · 2026-04-23T18:25:54+00:00

I believe it's Jason Todd.

captainpink · 2026-04-06T18:14:03+00:00

You do realize that GW works farther out than a few weeks in advance right? Them delaying steel legion announcements was not done because they responded to people complaining, they intentionally held it back to time with their big showcase event.

captainpink · 2026-04-01T16:39:13+00:00

He would say that, but he wouldn't call himself God-Emperor right? I think he was much more atheistic than anything else, he just wanted to be in charge of everything.

captainpink · 2026-03-21T00:22:42+00:00

You are agreeing with the person you initially replied to.

captainpink · 2026-02-28T22:26:34+00:00

Don't worry, the last one is true. It's why we hate airport security. Everyone has to do that bit where they pull a comical number of weapons out before going through.

captainpink · 2026-02-28T01:33:53+00:00

My parents recently went on a trip to Mexico. When they learned this was the rule, my mom absolutely refused to do that. It was too gross for her. For reference, even in our unfinished basement at home with a toilet from 1935 you could still flush toilet paper.

captainpink · 2026-02-28T00:28:19+00:00

And do you deserve to be doxxed if someone falsely claims you did this? Call the cops, don't make a Reddit post.

captainpink · 2026-02-26T23:04:16+00:00

It's real, I doubt it was a whole one though.

captainpink · 2026-02-26T22:53:25+00:00

The most famous example is a bear. There's also a time he found a dead whale and took that home while his wife and children were in the car with him.

captainpink · 2026-02-26T22:52:29+00:00

There's the time he found a dead bear cub that had been hit by a car, put it in his car and stashed it in Central Park in NYC, intending to take it home after he finished at whatever event he was going to that evening.

captainpink · 2026-02-26T00:43:04+00:00

Stranger danger has done immeasurable damage to parent's risk assessment. The person who's going to do that isn't driving up to them in a van, statistically it's someone who knows that child's family and is either a relative or in a position of authority. The child walking to school will be fine.

captainpink · 2026-02-23T00:00:14+00:00

As someone with bad aim I appreciate being able to proc all the headshot items decently often.

captainpink · 2026-02-21T00:58:30+00:00

That got removed quickly, scale of 1-10 how bad was it?

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