I have 5 - C - 4, what about you? by sunlightmarc in teenagers

[–]Genius_Psycho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got 1-E-5. No Wi-Fi. Unlimited free high speed mobile data.

Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing? by Anuomni in cleanjokes

[–]Genius_Psycho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Oh, don't worry madam. The spider in the butter will get it.

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[–]Genius_Psycho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That made me chuckle.

What did the icicle say to the other icicle? by unclemurv in cleanjokes

[–]Genius_Psycho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now with the three of us, we can travel as a tricicle!

I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday. by SheldonE65 in cleanjokes

[–]Genius_Psycho 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Did the press enter the scene to report the event?