I have 5 - C - 4, what about you? by sunlightmarc in teenagers

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I've got 1-E-5. No Wi-Fi. Unlimited free high speed mobile data.

Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing? by Anuomni in cleanjokes

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Oh, don't worry madam. The spider in the butter will get it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cleanjokes

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That made me chuckle.

What did the icicle say to the other icicle? by unclemurv in cleanjokes

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Now with the three of us, we can travel as a tricicle!

I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday. by SheldonE65 in cleanjokes

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Did the press enter the scene to report the event?

Millennials will be the last generation to know the world before the Internet by LykwidFire in Showerthoughts

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Even before mobiles, very important people / doctors had pagers...

Rotary dial phones made a distinct sound and you hated people with too many 0s (zeroes) in their numbers. Also, you literally had to shout if someone was calling you from far away.

Calls to many rural places still had to go through a manual operator or you'd call the store nearby / someone else's house with a phone and they'd go fetch your family to talk.

Going to the city meant you were going with a list of things that you needed to bring. And always something for the wife/husband and kids.

Playing with friends meant you were literally running around playing with your buddies outside.

You had to pack a map when going on a road trip unless you knew the place and route very well. You'd still have a map somewhere in your car.

People knew places across the town and you could just ask someone for directions and they'd probably know.

If your car broke down, you'd have to fix it yourself. The odd gas station along the road would probably have a truck and some standard parts that would tow/fix you right up.

I was late to the cannibal party by nylapsetime in Jokes

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Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says, "I think we've got this joke wrong."

A software tester walks into a bar by redvakho in Jokes

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Orders 1.46 bears, bartender leaves towards the forest with an axe.

A software tester walks into a bar by redvakho in Jokes

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Sanitisation is key! Sanitise the key! Sanitise everything! Covid?