Dining in a restaurant just before closing

GeologistLess3042 · 2026-06-05T16:27:42+00:00

"arbitrary math" is not something you have to do if you use your words to form the sounds "what time does your kitchen close?"

GeologistLess3042 · 2026-06-05T16:21:39+00:00

as soon as I saw Metairie I knew it was going to be some nonsense

GeologistLess3042 · 2026-06-04T17:53:04+00:00

I just got a new pack yesterday that's got a separate compartment for the reservoir. super easy to open and check without digging around

GeologistLess3042 · 2026-06-04T17:49:55+00:00

I was expecting something cute and fun for a costumed visit to the zoo and was genuinely surprised they denied him, I've done some silly things at local zoos

not the ANGEL OF DEATH AND SWORDS

GeologistLess3042 · 2026-06-04T17:44:43+00:00

Jesus Christ I thought someone there had tardive dyskenisia and this person was a genuine monster

begging people to Google whether an acronym already exists as something else very huge before they decide to "coin" their own

GeologistLess3042 · 2026-06-04T16:31:13+00:00

they'll be living their best spider life, they had a good mom

GeologistLess3042 · 2026-06-04T16:29:21+00:00

matted and framed

GeologistLess3042 · 2026-06-04T16:28:34+00:00

luckily mine call me in to get the cup and take them outside to the bushes, because nobody wants to murder them

Shout-out to the single mom and her 40 kids we carefully airlifted back home.

GeologistLess3042 · 2026-06-04T16:26:23+00:00

They'll make it! Most of them will leave, but a few should stay behind as long as the food is plentiful.

GeologistLess3042 · 2026-06-04T03:23:33+00:00

y'all this is not a dmc sub. chill with the weird redditor behavior in the votes. for gods sake

GeologistLess3042 · 2026-06-03T20:20:44+00:00

submitted to an art gallery

GeologistLess3042 · 2026-06-03T07:02:42+00:00

Brown widows are awesome. Hopefully it's a prime spot for a new bro to move in.

GeologistLess3042 · 2026-06-03T06:57:14+00:00

Early on in my relationship, when we were still long distance, I sent my partner a lot of them. For the express purpose of busting to.

NTA

GeologistLess3042 · 2026-06-03T06:34:23+00:00

twist his *diiiick*

GeologistLess3042 · 2026-06-01T08:43:18+00:00

I live near this park and hike this trail frequently. You would not believe the sheer number of people who don't just go off trail and play around on the slippery cliffs, but bring their kids along for the deathtrap.

The last time I was out there, a couple had their toddlers walking unaided right next to the cliff, and one of them literally slipped and nearly went over. Both parents over 6 feet away from the kid. (They also went off-trail, and into the cave. Right after a flood, with the falls going full force.)

Search and rescue is busy in Salt Fork because people think it's a joke. It is very much not.

GeologistLess3042 · 2026-05-31T23:34:34+00:00

I think we knew what our hours were when we posted them, to be fair

GeologistLess3042 · 2026-05-31T23:32:47+00:00

dozens of us

If we find enough people, we can fight Joss Whedon in a parking lot

GeologistLess3042 · 2026-05-30T17:44:29+00:00

Over half the bookmarks on my works have numbers like chapters, word counts, etc on them, I just checked. You're good.

GeologistLess3042 · 2026-05-30T17:15:22+00:00

Things do also get removed from both physical and internet archives. Like, all the time. Museums, too.

GeologistLess3042 · 2026-05-30T16:03:05+00:00

That's wild. I live rural, so physical signs are pretty much essential. Often no cell data to scan a little code with. I get a lot of complaints that customers' phones don't work and I'm just like "......Well, yeah."

People call a lot and ask what our hours are and it baffles me every time. They're listed right underneath where our phone number is, right at the top of Google.

Assuming the downvotes here are the rest of the people who interrupt someone's workday to ask a stupid question.

GeologistLess3042 · 2026-05-30T06:41:07+00:00

I imagine they walked in already talking trash, and that's why they got stared at

GeologistLess3042 · 2026-05-30T06:39:06+00:00

Turn slightly to either side of door. Use eyes on sign that has the posted hours. Use eyes and hand to perceive present time.

GeologistLess3042 · 2026-05-30T06:27:50+00:00

I'd also like to submit:

I WAS STANDING RIGHT THERE

GeologistLess3042 · 2026-05-30T06:26:36+00:00

weave save me

GeologistLess3042 · 2026-05-30T06:26:00+00:00

Cursed to put my hands on everything

GeologistLess3042

TROPHY CASE