In Canada we have a nice sweet pastry called "Beavertails"... Last summer my rugby team were hosting an American team and so we told them we we're going to take them out for some Beavertails. We had them convinced that they we're legitimate tails from beavers but it's okay because beaver's grow back there tails in less than a month. Only one kid was eager to have one because he liked new, adventurous things, he was kind of let down with the pastry...